That is a new kind of hurt
A guy on Totalfark created a thread about him being stuck in a wooden-slatted chair. Basically part of his — there’s no good euphemism for this — scrotum was stuck in the planks of the chair.
He was asking for advice on how to wriggle free. He got the next best thing — his thread moved to the public Fark front page (”greenlit”).
So Blogcritics editors, if you’re wondering why we never make the front of Fark anymore, then it’s because you’re not getting your naughty bits pinched in your furniture. Step to it!
(By the way, if you think it’s an urban legend, I saw the thread develop last night — he took a picture with his camera phone and gave us all the link. Nutsack was in the chair, my friends.)
(Oh, and he eventually got out of it.)