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Beyonce Wants Dancers – Today

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I can just see Chris Parnel and Chris Kattan as the DeMarco brothers heading off to this audition:

    Beyonce, (a.k.a. Beyonce Knowles) is looking for the hottest dancers around for her music video for “Naughty Girl” from her upcoming Columbia Records solo debut album, Dangerously In Love.

    Male and female dancers between 18 and 30 years old can attend an open audition on Monday (May 5) from 4 to 7 p.m. PT at Alley Kat Studios located at 1455 Gordon Street between Sunset Boulevard and Fountain Avenue in Los Angeles.

    Selected dancers will also appear with Beyonce on an upcoming television special, as well as on her soon-to-be-announced world tour.

    Beyonce will perform on NBC-TV’s Saturday Night Live on May 17. [Launch]

Hey, there’s your chance Demarco’s!

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  • http://www.pinkspage.co.uk Leo Leahy

    Beyonce needs a punch in the fucking face!! She wears fur and i HATE her!

  • Dawn

    Down Simba – that was a little excessive don’t ya think?

  • http://victorplenty.blogspot.com Victor Plenty

    I deplore fur as much as the next guy what don’t wanna get splashed with flying mouth foam from screaming PETA fanatics. But hey, if it annoys whiny cowards who express their frustrations by posting posturing comments on news items from two frickin’ years ago, I say we give Beyonce the special privilege of wearing fur anytime she wants.

    It’s the only way to be sure.

  • Dawn

    You know who else wears fur?

    My cat.

    What a bitch.

  • Eric Olsen

    I often wonder how these old news items/announcements came out – did they find the hottest dancers? Did they object to the fur?

  • BeyonceSkinnedJayZsdog

    Beyonce will skin your puppies for a coat or a pair of shoes. Fucking fat ass bitch – hope she is anally electrocuted

  • car

    Listen, BEYONCE TEAMED UP WITH HER UGLY MAN JAYZ, HAVE A TEAM OF WEB DEVELOPERS AND CODERS TO THIS WORLD WIDE WEB THING, AND WILL ALWAYS FIX THE FUK-UP’S AND DIRT ON THEM…..
    BUT FUCK I DON’T UNDERSTAND, WITH ALL THAT $$$ SHE HAS WHY DOESN’T SHE JUST GET LIPO FOR THAT FAT’ASS OF HER’S….THAT FAT ASS BEYONCE KNOWLES

  • beyoncefan

    fuckin haters! i swear. get a fuckin life

  • Cindy

    She does have a fat ass, and anyone who wears fur is a dumb fuck. Also, she dresses like a $2 Vegas whore.

  • Jordan Richardson

    I can’t imagine being so angry at a person I don’t know and have only seen on television or in music videos. To each their own, I guess, but you’d think people’s emotions would be better spent on something more reasonable.

    On an additional note, Beyonce’s “fat ass” is tremendous and I’m quite pleased that a performer isn’t afraid to have meat on her bones.