Avril Livigne claims to have a better bod than Britney:
- “The thing is I’m not going to flaunt what I have. I refuse to show off my boobs, my belly or my booty,” the Grammy-nominated Lavigne bragged to the London Sun. “I don’t want to walk around in clothes like Britney wears with pants that don’t cover my a- -.” [NY Post]
That may be the case, but Britney does not look like a 12 year-old boy who needs to get outdoors a little more often.
By the way, did you notice that Avril already has a tribute album dedicated to her? That has to be a record.
In case you were confused in previous readings by the use of the word “always” instead of “already” in the sentence above, it’s because I’m a dumbass. Thanks to Anders Weinstein for noting the mistake.