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Author Archives: Z. McShafty

Top Ten Things I Will Miss About Being A Fat Dude

This is a very hard post to write because tomorrow begins the preliminary phase of… {drum roll} …The Wedding Diet!!! Between now and November 4th of this year (the date of my wedding) I need to lose about 20-30 pounds. I know what you’re thinking. It’s not possible. People who diet just diet because everyone else is dieting and at ... Read More »

New York Resident Slaps Old Man Winter With A Multi-Billion Dollar Lawsuit – Claims “It’s Just Too Damn Cold”

The Northeast has been hit with some wicked weather this past week and one man claims he’s had enough. This morning, New York resident Jack Post filed a 15 billion dollar lawsuit against Old Man Winter. The suit claims Mr. Winter is exacting revenge after overhearing a conversation in which Post joked about global warming saying, “Winter is nothing but ... Read More »