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I Wish I Could Punch Gretchen Wilson In The Nuts

In case you're unfamiliar with Gretchen Wilson and her music, I offer this brief synopsis of her work: Wilson's music is the sonic equivalent of prison rape...during a root canal...performed by an unlicensed, blind dentist...while being forced to dine on British cuisine. Read More »