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Grading the American Idol Top 7 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale

A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the performances of the American Idol Top 7. Read More »

Grading the American Idol Top 9 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale

A recap of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song of each of American Idol Top 9 singers. Read More »

Grading the American Idol Top 10 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale

I’ve decided to recap American Idol week to week and grade the singers on a sliding scale of how much I wanted to, or did, TiVo-bloop through the song. Read More »

Grading the American Idol Top 11 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale

Review of the American Idol Top 11 based on how much I wanted, or did, TiVo bloop through their performances. Read More »

TV Review: Grading The American Idol Top 12 On The Tivo Multi-Bloop Scale

A review of the AI Top 12 performances based on how much I wanted to, or did, fast forward through them. Read More »

Just How Bland Is Orlando Bloom, Really?

The "Pop Culture Scale of Bland" finds Bloom blander than Tobey Maguire, a bit blander than lettuce, and exactly as bland as white bread. Read More »

Satire: A Press Release From Anne Hathaway’s Breasts

Anne Hathaway's breasts sign development deal! Read More »

Ten Sequels I Would Love To See

A list of ten sequels I would love to see. And if I was in charge, what they'd be about. Read More »

Keanu Reeves Does NOT Suck, And I Can Prove It

Once and for all I am going to prove to the world that Keanu Reeves does NOT suck. Read More »

Movies With Lazy Titles

What if all movies were given titles as simple (and lazy) as Snakes on a Plane? Read More »