Bad Brains left me with scrambled brains.

With a flick of their Saturday Night Wrist the Deftones had me at "Hello."

The title implies it all: You will never want to hear the end of it.

Family Values 2006 is coming soon to a stereo near you, so get your neckbrace ready in case of headbanging accidents. You were warned.

Okay. Solitaire + Monkeys = Fun? Who knew? Apparently, Freeverse did! Now I know too.

Wait a minute. Primus? I LIKE A PRIMUS RECORD? I feel faint...

Hopefully I’ve not confused you more than this album confused me.

I had already predispositioned myself into thinking that this was an unnecessary release.

They’ve been together since a 1978 jam session in keyboardist Ed Volker’s garage.

How many Cee-Los could one review shmuck chuck if a review smuck could chuck Cee-Los? Wait. Now I have a headache.