More than a mere sex kitten, Jolie is a man-eating cheetah just waiting to devour our men.
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Russell Crowe, Feeling Used, and Personal Integrity
I have been waging a war within myself for a while now: nagging questions of matters fraught with heaviness and importance. What really is our individual and collective purpose in the world and how can we make an indelible mark that both portrays our lightness and darkness with truth and …
Read More »Jessica Simpson, Stone Cold – Nick Lachey, Poor But Proud – Joe Simpson, Likely Satanist
There is something ironic and sad about a reality TV series predicated upon your lifelong commitment to a person, only to have it end after three years. I have cans in my pantry longer than Nick and Jessica were married. Such is the world of celebrity lovers turned litigants; now all that remains is the …
Read More »Paris Hilton Launches Music Career, World Shrugs
Clearly chastened by the Lindsay Lohan "firecrotch" debacle of last week, Paris Hilton, 25 — quite possibly the most relentlessly annoying celebrity on earth — is attempting to silence her critics. Paris Hilton on right How, you might ask? Cutting a record of course. It's what all famous-for-being-famous people do …
Read More »Michelle Rodriguez Sees “Convenience” and “Beauty” In Jail Time
In a case of exquisitely well-delivered poetic justice, actress and insolent repeat offender Michelle Rodriguez is facing stiff new penalties for violating an earlier probation back home in Los Angeles when she was arrested for drunk driving last December in Hawaii. She doesn’t seem to mind girl jail all that …
Read More »Britney Spears: I’m Not A Girl, Not Yet Much Of A Mother
In the latest of the Britney-vs.-motherhood chronicles, our heroine is faced with the challenge of walking, holding a baby, and carrying a glass of water — all at the same time! — and all under the watchful gaze of paparazzi, onlookers and bodyguards specially trained in defense against the dark …
Read More »Paris Hilton-Lindsay Lohan Tiff: “Firecrotch” Not Nearly As Funny In Rewind
Mistress of all media and street skank Paris Hilton has done the unimaginable: she has cast Lindsay Lohan in the role of sympathetic victim. How? Paris's adventures began over Mother's Day weekend. In true wealth-wasted-on-the-wealthy style, Paris spent thousands of dollars on Christian Dior goods for her mother that ended …
Read More »Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban Engaged; More Britney Baby Blunders; Lindsay Lohan’s Not So Lucky
Celebrity news redux.
Read More »BabyFirst TV: Entertaining Babies So You Don’t Have To
I almost feel dirty writing critically about a TV channel aimed squarely at babies and toddlers: I am guilty of allowing my two children, six and two, to watch too much TV. But, honestly, the only parents I know that don’t allow their children to watch TV are those elitist, …
Read More »American Idol Resurrects Clive Davis Once More
Or vice versa.
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