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You Would’ve Loved Me Eight Months Ago

We used to be cool. We were totally into each other and ourselves. Now we’re about to be “Mom” and “Dad.” Read More »

Satire: If I Told People I Killed JonBenet Ramsey…

An in-depth high school yearbook analysis into the mind of a cold-blooded killer. Read More »

Tuesdays with Bodhi: The 3 a.m. Fireworks

Bodhi confronts annoying neighbors and their fireworks. At 3 o'clock in the morning. Read More »

Discovery Zone: Darwin’s Law for Kids

Between 1989 and 1996, Discovery Zone was the best way teach kids survival of the fittest since Lord of the Flies. Read More »

Confessions of a Spelling Bee Queen Bee

For two or three hours, we were better than them. We were the cool kids, if just for a little bit. Read More »

Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Bra Incident

A very special episode, when a horrible misunderstanding leads to papillon puppy Bodhi's own self-realization. And we talk about boobies! Read More »

Tuesdays with Bodhi: The Morning After

Chelsea's adventures continue with her precocious Papillon with a penchant for the dramatic. Read More »

Tuesdays with Bodhi

Sometimes, having an intelligent dog is a bad thing. Read More »

An Open Letter to the Hooligans Who Broke Into My Car

Because random acts of consideration must be thanked appropriately. Read More »

Movie Review: The Hills Have Eyes

If the freaks don't get them, the family may get out alive. Can the same be said for the audience? Read More »