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Bush: Rita is a New Orleans Mop-Up Operation

NEW ORLEANS – President Bush announced today that Hurricane Rita, likely to make catastrophic landfall near Houston, was his “mop-up operation to finish exterminating poor and black New Orlinians who fled to Texas.” Bush, aka God, said it saddened him to do this to his home state, but “the people of Houston knew there would be severe consequences for attempting ... Read More »