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Newly Discovered Federalist Paper Says President Is Infallible

On Tuesday, Vice President Dick Cheney made a startling discovery with historic implications. While cleaning out some papers from an antique desk, the Vice President apparently discovered a new “Federalist Paper” hitherto lost to history. The Federalist Papers were a series of eighty-five articles written under the pen name “Publius” by Alexander Hamilton, James Madison, and John Jay in late ... Read More »

How To Sell The Patriot Act

SCENE: A supermarket. A woman is picking up and examining various brands of bathroom tissue. Unable to tell the difference between two leading brands, she absent-mindedly tosses one in her shopping cart. As she does this, President George W. Bush steps from behind a display of paper towels. THE PRESIDENT: Excuse me ma’am. I couldn’t help but notice that you ... Read More »

Bushigan’s Island

Just grab your sack and you’ll hear a tale A tale of a total crock That started with some yellow cake And ended with Iraq The Pres was a mighty drinking man The Veep was a big fat shit A hundred million bags of douche Had voted for this twit … had voted for this twit The weather started getting ... Read More »