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Mind Tricks – Astrology In Real Life :The Appeal of a Virgo Woman

If you ever want to meet a Virgo, go to the library ten minutes before it opens. A solid eighty percent of the people waiting outside will be Virgos and you can watch them. I was there today, and I saw an especially appealing one. When I walked up to the door, she was standing near a pole talking with ... Read More »

Mid-Life Crisis – Neptune Transit: Astrology-based Advice

Dear Elsa, I feel like I am stuck in a rut. Life is passing me by and I am grasping at air. I wrote a book and found an agent but no publisher has said “yes” yet. It’s been over a year now since it started being shopped around. I will be 39 soon and I really want a child… ... Read More »

Is My Relationship Doomed? Saturn Transit the 7th House: Astrology-based Advice

Hi Elsa, For the past 6 months, my Sadge boyfriend and I have been arguing about the simplest things. Partly it’s my job and hectic schedule, and partly it’s his lack of motivation at work. Whenever we argue, he says, “You just want to get your way.” But that’s not the case! For example: I like to go out in ... Read More »

Codependent Libra Twin – Balancing the Scales: Astrology-based Advice

Dear Elsa, Why is that I’m always trying to please everyone? I rarely tell people what I really think; instead, I take a political road so people are not upset. The only time I tend to take a side is when I get angry, which never happens. My twin brother doesn’t have this problem. He is six minutes older. What’s ... Read More »

World Class F— Up – Adultery: Astrology-based Advice

I feel like a world class f--- up. I still haven't finished school. I live at home, under mountains of debt Read More »

Positive Contribution: Astrology-based Advice

Dear Elsa, I’m fifty-five, and still wondering what I should be doing with my life. I have no children. I’m not married – I’ve been in a common law relationship for over 10 years now. I am disabled. I would dearly love to work but I get tired very easily. Somehow, I want to make a contribution to society, but ... Read More »

Sagittarius in Love: Astrology-based Advice

Elsa, I’m a 22-year-old Cancer woman who seems to be hopelessly attracted to Fire signs. Usually they are Aries, but actually my most serious attraction is a Sagittarian friend of mine. We’ve been friends online for at least seven and a half years. Over the last few years, it’s turned more serious; he had a bit of a revelation that ... Read More »

He Worships the Ground She Walks On – Saturn Transit the 7th house: Astrology-based Advice

Hi Elsa, I’ve been married to my husband for the past 7 years, and I’m bored out of my mind. I just don’t think we have much in common. I wonder if we ever really did. Maybe we just got married because of our child? My husband says that I am his world, and that he worships the ground I ... Read More »

Phoenix Rising from the Ashes – Pluto Transit: Astrology-based Advice

Hi Elsa, The last three years have really kicked my butt. I lost my dream job. I almost lost my best friend to diabetes, and I did lose my mother to cancer. Then when I was home alone, I was attacked in my own apartment. I find myself second guessing everything that happens now, both good and bad. But the ... Read More »

Hates His Job – Saturn Transit: Astrology-based Advice

Hi Elsa, I’ve just accepted a promotion at work. But I don’t really like my job any more. I had my own company once, and loved it. To be honest, I haven’t been happy in any job where I haven’t been my own boss Am I destined to work for others until I retire? Wondering, An Employee Dear Employee, Astrology ... Read More »