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Satire: Global Warming Merges With El Niño

People still do not believe in Global warming, but that is about to change, according to everyone's favorite news source of doom Read More »

The Adventures of What’s-His-Name, Part 4

When we last left off in our spiraling story of doom, power to the entire city was gone, and What's-his-name was progressively becoming more evil! Read More »

The Adventures of What’s-His-Name, Part 3

The students were like zombies after that. They listened to anything that super human socialist told them. Read More »

The Bad Night Before Christmas

I ran to the window and what do I find? Carolers, singing the bells, and one ... getting high? Read More »

The Adventures of What’s-His-Name, Part 2

What’s-his-name gave a loud shout of despair. “I thought all of you were gotten rid of by the government controlled educational system!” Read More »

The Adventures of What’s-His-Name, Part 1

He's unambiguously super when evil is afoot. Read More »

Whose Fault Was Katrina?

Well, they finally have it all figured out. Bush did plan for Katrina! Read More »

Let’s stop milking Katrina

Let's leave the TV, refuse to be entertained by people dying before our eyes and donate money to the Red Cross, or someone else that may help. Read More »

Gun Saves Life

I don't think you'll find this covered by the major networks for long. Why? A gun saved someone's life. Read More »

Taxes!

I worked 10 hours overtime, and I lost that much money in taxes. Read More »