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• World Series Game 5: St. Louis Cardinals Are Poetic Champs

  — In other news, a young sports editor attempts to bastardize Ernest L. Thayer's classic poem.

  NEWS in Sports by Matthew T. Sussman

• World Series Game 4: God Must Want St. Louis To Win For Some Reason

  — Yeah, those same one-game-from-missing-the-playoffs Cardinals are one game from a World Series championship after winning 5-4.

  NEWS in Sports by Matthew T. Sussman

• World Series Game 3: Carpenter Saws Off Tigers' Bats In 5-0 Victory

  — The Cardinals are conveniently perched to win out and nest their first championship since 1982.

  NEWS in Sports by Matthew T. Sussman

• World Series Game 2: Mellencamp Wants You To Buy A Chevrolet Silverado

  — Oh, and the Tigers won the game in between Chevy commercials.

  NEWS in Sports by Matthew T. Sussman

• World Series Game One: Rock Me Anthony Reyes

  — Can someone help me forget the Cardinals' 7-2 victory?

  NEWS in Sports by Matthew T. Sussman