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• The Official White Stripes Nation Enemies List: Up Against the Wall, Mariah Carey!

  — Up against the wall Mariah Carey, Coldplay, Garth Brooks, Bob Geldof, Ashlee AND Jessica Simpson, Pretty Ricky, Gwen Stefani, Korn, Shania Twain, Britney Spears, Bon Jovi, Rod Stewart and Outkast!

  OPINION in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto XI: "There's No Home for You Here"

  — The Revolutionary Counsel freely admits that Mariah Carey is hot. Granted. She looks good. Admitedly, her vocal instrument intrigues me

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto X: "Hotel Yorba"

  — How many hotels must a man stay in before he... um... I'm not good at this, let me think...

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto IX: "Fell in Love With a Girl"

  — It's sort of like Premier Kisof or Jesus in The Last Temptation of Christ, torn between social obligation and wanting to impregnate Mary Magdalene.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto VIII: "We're Going to Be Friends"

  — This song is as pure as a hymn on Sunday morning.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto VII: "Dead Leaves and the Dirty Ground"

  — It's the soul of an album, and perhaps a relationship or two.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto VI: "Apple Blossom"

  — King James, Dutch art history, and pop-rock spasms are only a few of the tenets of the NEW WORLD ORDER.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto V: "Hello Operator"

  — Ram Jam foretell how the black man will soon be rising up against the current regime, helping to sweep Jack White into power, becoming the first black president.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto IV: "You're Pretty Good Looking"

  — In which our beloved revolutionary sweetheart dissuades the generalissimo from killing enemy of the people Kenny Chesney.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto III: "Sugar Never Tasted So Good"

  — Punk is a cousin to the blues, twice-removed via marriage and sluttery.

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• White Stripes Nation Manifesto II: "Jimmy the Exploder"

  — In which Jack White began laying out the blueprint for the dictatorship of the proletariat in their first song

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man

• This Is White Stripes Nation

  — Al Barger and the LegendaryMonkey overthrow the US government and establish White Stripes law. The White Stripes RULE!

  REVIEW in Music by monkey2man