Feature: Sci-Fi TV Films
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Heatstroke— They rarely get worse than this.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Aztec Rex— Rewriting history even if it makes no sense.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Rock Monster— Movie rule #2,346: Never pull an old sword out of a rock. Ever.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Ogre— Shrek stomps people in the 1800s. Okay, maybe a loose cousin of Shrek.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Eye of the Beast— Small Canadian town is taken out by a giant squid. That's all you need before knowing you can watch Jaws instead.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Maneater— Let the tiger eat me so I don't have to sit through this again.
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Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Solar Attack— Cold War fears, nukes, sun explosions, and awful science make this a lost cause.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Supergator— How to make people being eaten by a giant gator boring.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Dark Storm— Stephen Baldwin saves us all.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Ice Spiders— Frozen upon entry.
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Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Meltdown— "The way you're lollygaggin' around here, you'd think it was a hundered and twenty degrees. Can't be more than a hundred and fourteen!"
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Lake Placid 2— The Sci-Fi Channel hates everybody, including fans of Lake Placid.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Kaw— A true and quite rare "holy sh*t, that was great!" piece from Sci-Fi Channel.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Earthstorm— Sci-Fi Channel storms the Earth with another run of Saturday night fun.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Fire Serpent— Would someone please douse this thing in water?
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Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review: Dead Men Walking— If a zombie is shot in the head and dies, would he come back again if another plague broke out later?
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Dead & Deader— Midget zombies!
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original Movie - Kraken— It's cleavage, a giant squid, gore, cleavage. It's a workable combo.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Shapeshifter— Sci-Fi Channel shows how much they hate us.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original - Savage Planet— If you're going to make a movie about a new planet, at least add something different from Earth.
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Sci-Fi Channel Review: The Beast of Bray Road— Totally innacurate to the legend it's based on, but it's still solid creature entertainment.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original - Android Apocalypse— It's not a second ice age, it's hell freezing over as the Sci-Fi Channel makes a great movie.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original - Komodo vs. Cobra— Two beasts struggle epically to the end... or not.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original - Abominable— Dull early pacing and a weak monster suit flatten this one.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original Mammoth— The only living, decomposing wooly mammoth movie ever. It's a shame it's terrible.
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Sci-Fi TV Review: House of the Dead 2— Now with 100% less game footage.
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TV Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original - Swarmed— B-movie rule #3,405: Don't have a burger cook-off when a ravenous wasp invasion is imminent. It's just bad PR.
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TV Review: Magma— Sci-Fi Channel Original - It stars the Pink Power Ranger. Sold yet?
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TV Review: H.G. Wells' War of the Worlds— This Sci-Fi Channel Premiere is a cheap knock-off that fails to generate any excitement.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Caved In - Prehistoric Terror— You'll be horrified at the special effects, not the bugs.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Manticore— Someone put a monster in my war movie.
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TV Review: Locusts: The 8th Plague— Sci-Fi Channel original movie: so generic another studio should sue.
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Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original Cerberus— This is pain disguised as entertainment.
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Return of the Living Dead 4 & 5 Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review
— Two movies, two authors, lots of zombies.
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Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original Path of Destruction— Average Sci-Fi Channel fare directed by Flounder.
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Review: Man with the Screaming Brain Sci-Fi Channel Premiere— Two brains inside one head and THIS is the best thing they could create?
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Review: Sci-Fi Channel Original Pterodactyl— A Sci-Fi Channel winner. No, really. Yes, I mean it.
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Alien Express Sci-Fi Channel Original— Tolerable schlock.
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Tidal Wave: No Escape Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review— Get wet with a tidal wave of terror... Ok, forget I ever wrote that.
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Nature Unleashed: Volcano Sci-Fi Channel Premiere Review— Insert stock volcano footage here.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original: Attack of the Sabretooth Review— An entertaining movie on par w.... err, wait. No, sorry. Wrong movie. This thing was terrible.
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This weeks Sci-Fi Channel original update— It took a while, but I have finally cracked.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Hammerhead: Shark Frenzy Review— He's more shark then man now.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Descent— This sure does seem awfully familiar...
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The Fallen Ones Sci-Fi Channel Original Review— Tongue firmly in cheek, just like it should be.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original: Man-Thing Review— A walking pile of sludge kills people? Cinematic gold I tell you.
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Snake King Sci-Fi Channel Original Review— Starring Stephen Baldwin! No, wait, you can click! Come back! Aww crap.
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Sci-Fi Channel Premiere: Alien Apocalypse Review— Or "Proof that Bruce Campbell is broke."
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Sci-Fi Channel Original: Mansquito Review— No, that title is not a typo.
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Sci-Fi Channel Premiere: Skeleton Man Review— A man wearing a garbage bag kills people. What? I'm not joking.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original: Alien Siege Review— Aliens that don't want our planet? That IS different.
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Review: Chupacarbra: Dark Seas— "Chupacabra: Dark Seas" is the type of movie reviewers hate to review. No, it's not that the title is a pain to spell out. It's that no thesaurus has enough...
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Sci-Fi Channel Original "Larva" Review— Every once in a while, creature fans are rewarded for their patience. After suffering through countless duds, Sci-Fi has finally produced something tolerable, even entertaining, which is really saying something....
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Sci-Fi Channel Original Centipede! Review— It's kind of hard to imagine a creature that hasn't been mutated in some way in order to crawl across our movie screens. The lowly centipede is one of the...
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Sci-Fi Pictures Original "Gargoyle" Review— Someone should ban the use of CGI in movies. What was once an innovative, realistic, and excellent tool for filmmakers has turned countless movies into schlock. Suffering the worst are...
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Sci-Fi Pictures Frankenfish Review— Every generation needs a giant snakehead fish movie. Luckily, we'll go down as the first. In fact, we now have the good fortune to receive two snakehead fish movies in...
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Sci-Fi Channel Original: Raptor Island— You need to have a certain mind set to sit down and waste your Saturday night with a Sci-fi original. Not much can be expected since the cable network manages...
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