Blogcritics Author: Wanda Rizzuto

Music Review: Whitesnake - Good To Be Bad

Wanda Rizzuto — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 07:19:13 EDT

I wonder what John Sykes is up to these days?
The summer of 1987 was the best time of my life. It was the summer between my high school graduation and my first year of college. It was also the first time I saw Whitesnake.If you were around back then you probably remember that summer too, that was when the band released the album Whitesnake, which became a huge success with hits such as...

Abortion Art: Higher Education Sinks To A New Low

Wanda Rizzuto — Fri, 18 Apr 2008 19:44:49 EDT

Yale art major causes a stir with abortion exhibit.
If you haven’t heard about the flap at Yale University over Aliza Shvarts and her abortion-as-art exhibit, I’ll break it down for you. For her senior art project, Shvarts allegedly inseminated herself multiple times, after which she induced abortions and collected the residue for display. Since no one is anyone these days unless...

Satire: Orlando Bloom Scores New Film Role

Wanda Rizzuto — Wed, 26 Mar 2008 11:57:22 EDT

Orlando Bloom will play a beloved television character in his latest film.
Hollywood heartthrob Orlando Bloom hasn’t had many projects in the works in recent months, much to the dismay of movie fans and young girls everywhere, but just when the naysayers had written him off as a washed-up has-been, Mr. Bloom announced he would be starring in a new film.The news comes just as Mr. Bloom withdrew from another...

Eliot And The Platinum Hoo-Hah

Wanda Rizzuto — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:47:36 EDT

What was Eliot Spitzer thinking?
How much ass does a man need? Quite a bit, apparently.As you no doubt have heard, New York governor Eliot Spitzer is alleged to have paid for a high-priced ho. A very high-priced ho. Rumor has it that the pros at the Emperors Club charge as much as $5500 an hour for their services, and that the governor was a repeat customer.A lot of questions...

Viggo Mortensen Goes Full Monty In Eastern Promises

Wanda Rizzuto — Wed, 5 Mar 2008 22:23:19 EST

What happens when you don't listen to your inner movie critic.
I saw Viggo Mortensen naked. Okay, so it wasn’t exactly face-to-face nakedness, it was in the movies. I should be happy about that shouldn’t I? I am not.My brother and I decided to catch up on our Oscar movies, as we were a little behind schedule. Make that a lot behind schedule. We were still scrambling to watch them hours before the...