OPINION

These Films Sleep Well: Five Minutes, Mr. Welles (2004, Vincent D'Onofrio)

Written by Joshua Wiebe
Published October 10, 2008

There are two films that act as necessary viewing in order to understand and appreciate the various nuances of Vincent D'Onofrio's directorial debut, the 2005 short film Five Minutes, Mr. Welles. The first is Tim Burton's tribute to a cult filmmaker and cross-dresser, Ed Wood, and the second is Carol Reed's brilliant UK noir thriller containing Orson Welles' show-stopping performance as Harry Lime, The Third Man.

The former includes a saccharine encounter between the naïve wannabe director Ed Wood, and the critically acclaimed titan of the cinematic arts, Orson Welles. Welles is played by the magnificent Vincent D'Onofrio, and voiced in a strangely perfect fashion by the multi-talented Maurice LaMarche. He sits at the back of a bar while Johnny Depp's Wood fumbles in sycophantic glee over the laid back Welles. D'Onofrio was so distraught over his lack of preparation for the part that he decided to film his first directorial effort as a correction for his performance in Ed Wood, and so he set about the creation of Five Minutes Mr. Welles.

The second of these films, The Third Man contains a bored, reckless, and all around unreliable Welles giving an astounding performance despite the distrust of nearly the entire Hollywood system, as the unsympathetic, dastardly profiteer Harry Lime. The background behind the making of The Third Man gave D'Onofrio and writer Will Conroy the story's core with which they would build upon for this short.

Filmed entirely in one room, this 31 minute box drama involves Orson Welles, played to perfection by D'Onofrio, trying to weasel his way out of learning his lines for the most famous scene in The Third Man. His secretary, played by Janine Theriault, is charged with formidable task of keeping Welles not only in line, but also on time. She rehearses his lines with him with much difficulty, and helps him to resist his impulses to artistically shape the work of the recognized genius writer, Graham Greene.

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These Films Sleep Well: Five Minutes, Mr. Welles (2004, Vincent D'Onofrio)
Published: October 10, 2008
Type: Opinion
Section: Video
Filed Under: Video: Art House, Video: Drama
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#1 — October 11, 2008 @ 04:26AM — Laura Cousins [URL]

Thoughtful, thorough and insightful review. Thank you! I hope Vincent D'Onofrio gets to read it - he obviously worked hard on the film and deserves wider recognition for the superb results of his efforts.

#2 — October 11, 2008 @ 18:45PM — Regina Caschetto

Thank you for your wonderful and insightful critique of Vincent D'Onofrio's "Five Minutes, Mr. Welles." Being a D'Onofrio fan, it was an extreme pleasure when the short was released for all to see. Brilliant acting and directing. I was sorry that Tim Burton was resposible for the angst that D'onofrio felt after Ed Wood and all the emotional and physical effects he felt after working so hard on this short. But it certainly was worth the pain cinematically. Such a unique opportunity to view the genius of both Welles and D'Onofrio.

#3 — October 11, 2008 @ 22:29PM — LOCInumber1fan

I always love to watch Vincent D'Onofrio's performance in Law & Order: Criminal Intent, so I figured I would watch "Five Minutes, Mr. Welles."

I enjoyed this short film, and I am so glad you gave it a positive review! Thank you so much! It means so much to the fans, and hopefully, to Vincent D'Onofrio that his work on this short film did not go unnoticed.

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