April, 30: There’s a reason Keesha dubbed April a “Barbie Bitch.” I hate April. I hate her so much. She’s fake and phony. If she wins Big Brother, I’ll throw a fit. She’s an airhead. I don’t know what other way I could insult her. She’s horrible. I know kids at my high school like her, and there’s a reason why I don’t like high school. I want a shower just thinking about her.

Brian, 27: Brian was evicted week one. It’s a shame, really. He played the game wrong, I agree. He tried to control everything, following in Dr. Will Kirby (Chilltown, seasons two and seven) but no one can replace Dr. Will. Brian was fun to watch though and I think almost every fan enjoyed him. He entertained us with puppet shows. I loved Brian. He really was one of my favorites.

Ollie, 27: Ollie seems like a nice guy, but I hate him. For one, he was the one responsible for Brian’s eviction. Turning his back on his alliance. Two, he’s in a showmance with April. It’s disgusting. The boy loses points for liking a bimbo. The only thing I respect is the boy does not drink, smoke, or curse. That’s nice, but really I hate him. I’d probably like him in real life, but he must be evicted. Evicted with April. They can go together.

Michelle, 28: You know, a lot of people don’t like Michelle. They call her Manchelle, because she isn’t feminine or whatever. I don’t mind her though. She’s not my favorite, but I would be content with her winning. She seems perfectly nice and is actually quite a good player and hides under the radar. I think she will go far in the house.

Jerry, 75: The oldest houseguest ever and still manages to keep up with the kids. He served bravely in the army and is a great-grandfather. He seems like an extremely nice guy. I don’t know if he can win the game, since he won’t win any physical competitions or anything. He’s cool though. Very cool. I like him.

Libra, 31: She is a horrible person. I’m sorry, she just is. Mother of five-month-old twins, I don’t judge her mothering skills leaving her children, but I do judge her behavior in the house. Rude and obnoxious, she’s almost as bad as April. For example, if someone is nominated for eviction, the rest of the house cannot talk to them. After all, it’s her decision who Angie or whoever gets to talk to. I want her out. Fortunately , the house is beginning to notice her vindictive ways. I hate her. I really, really do.