Movie Review: The Mutant Chronicles
Published July 13, 2008
I managed to get a exclusive look at the upcoming film The Mutant Chronicles, blasting its way into theaters some time in 2008. The exact release date is unknown as of this writing, but it's certain that it will be some time this year. The big question is whether or not it is worth the time and price of admission.
During the 23rd century, a soldier by the name of Mitch Hunter (Thomas Jane) guides an army of fierce fighters to battle underground mutants after opening a seal to an ancient creation. This creation is a machine known to turn humans into blade-slinging mutants determined to wipe out mankind. It is up to Mitch and his fierce army to save the world. Quite possibly the first ever pen-and-paper-role-playing-game-turned-movie, The Mutant Chronicles is surprisingly satisfying.
Loud, exciting, very funny, and brutally entertaining, it just might be the action film of the year — a movie full of great fight scenes, excitement around every corner, and visually arresting set designs that will hold even the most cynical viewer's interest. Truthfully, it is the most fun I've had at the movies in a long time.
Sporting an A-list action cast that includes Ron Perlman (Hellboy) and Thomas Jane (The Punisher), it is sure to please a certain targeted audience that has a lust for action and a strong appetite for gore. The thrills, the shocks, and the sheer enjoyment of going to the movies is all there and in full, ass-kicking form.
But don't get me wrong, readers, this isn't a masterpiece. It does have its glitches like underdeveloped characters, loads of commentary, and Ron Perlman's acting (which is nearly laughable). Not to mention the small cameo appearance from John Malkovich was unnecessary and could've saved the filmmakers a few bucks by casting an unknown actor for this role. Things like that are giving the movie a bad rep. However, there are enough adrenaline-charged moments to flush out these glitches and make for pure entertainment.
In the final act, we get to see Hellboy and The Punisher go head-to-head in a battle to the death. It's an exhilarating moment added to the tons of violence beforehand and a great finish to a spectacular fusion of sci-fi, action, horror, and comedy. The Mutant Chronicles is an authentic film and certainly worth the admission price, popcorn and all.
- Movie Review: The Mutant Chronicles
- Published: July 13, 2008
- Type: Review
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Video: Action
- Writer: Derek Fleek
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Now I wouldn't call this film a masterpiece either but it's not a terrible film either. I think your being too hard on Ron Perlman's acting. One should not expect this film to be on a film level of "Citizen Kane", "Casablanca", "Gone with the Wind", "Saving Privet Ryan" or with lines and dialog like that of "Shakespeare" because it's not trying to be like those type of films. Now I'm not putting the movie down in anyway, I liked it of course, but like I said it's just a Sci-Fi/Horror/Action B-movie and that's what it is, that's what the filmmakers and the actors went for. They're not going for Academy awards with effects and acting. If you want to enjoy this film... then try to enjoy it for what it is... and don't hate it for what it's not trying to be.
When you watch a movie like "Evil Dead" you watch it and like it for the type of movie it is and it's the same thing with this film.
Been watching films for over 40 years. This film is excellent. I've personally watched this at least 6 times. Ignore negative comments, when this film is shown in UK it'll get loads of people going. Superb film
I watch part of this movie & I like it can't wait until it comes out on dvd
"Quite possibly the first ever pen-and-paper-role-playing-game-turned-movie"
Huh? And the last half dozen AD&D movies were...?
Ron Perlman is the shit. You criticize his acting, yet he's been doing this for a living for over 30 years. He's done a little of everthing, too. He has a well-rounded experience. Put you on set and see how "hardass" you can be. Check him out in Sons of Anarchy.





I don't know what your smoking, but this movie was biggest pile of crap I have seen in years...actually, I take that back...its THE worst movie I have seen in ALL my years. The CGI was horrendous, the writing was uninspired. I have no idea how they got the cast that they did - someone must have owed a few favors.
Don't waste your time with this steaming pile.