Spixies, I'll give you this, you have been a hard bunch to train, but I've been training you nonetheless. Surely, a few of you have fallen off the Spixie wagon by now. I really have been patient. I have slowly and systematically changed the dynamic of the Spixie relationship for the past six weeks. The cumulative effect of this should be obvious to even the most stubborn among you. I even gave you some wacky hijinks like Spin waking up in Maxie's bed to ease your pain and pump up your alternative reality music vids.

All the while, I was slowly, systematically training you to understand Spixie are just friends.  Nothing more! Never have been! It was nothing more than a bunch of run amok scab writers who saw a spark between two of the best young actors on our show and tried to run with it.

I am at my wit's end as to what to do for you relentless Spixie fans. Now please content yourself with the real Spixie scenes from January 29 until May 5, conveniently located on YouTube, and shut-up, and enjoy the Days of Our Lives Shelle Hell re-run headed your way next week. Just read my recent interviews in the soap magazines. I promised General Hospital fans a "summer of love among the ruins," and by God that is what you are going to get, "RUINS!"

Love & Kisses,

Bob G, the Frons, & the GANGstas.

P.S. Keep tuning in for more and please cease and desist on the calling, emailing, and letter-writing. And, you Miss Spin's Vixenella, I got my eye on you. I know you have been drunk dialing the local "Horse-Head Home Delivery Service" asking about their volume discount.

Again, this was Spin's Vixenella mocking Guza and Gang* (i.e. Not a real memo from  Guza. Please do not re-post as insider scoop on scurrilous other soap-related websites.)

If You Want Real Spixie Back:

CALL:

GH Comment Line
323-671-4583

ABC Comment Line (press 2, then 4, then 464 to get to GH)
818-460-7477

ABC Daytime Feedback (ask for the viewer comment line)
212-456-7777

ABC Switchboard
310-557-7777

Write: One single letter counts for approximately 2,000 viewer opinions. Your one letter can make a difference. Together, we can get can get the real Spixie back on GH.

*If you would like to write and are interested in sample letters, please feel free to contact Spin's Vixenella directly.*

Jill F. Phelps
General Hospital
c/o ABC - TV
4151 Prospect Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90027

Robert Guza, Jr.
General Hospital
c/o ABC - TV
4151 Prospect Avenue
Hollywood, CA 90027

Brian Frons
President - ABC Daytime Programming
2300 Riverside Drive
Burbank, CA 91506

Anne Sweeney
President, ABC
ABC - TV
500 South Buena Vista
Burbank, CA 91521