http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005-2007 by the authors Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:22:59 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/05/13/183233.php#comment-732071 the trash that people make with money. the sad thing is tthat other people with go and see the trash. i saw 10 000AC and i thought that was low but AZTEC REX is in the mud 732071@blogcritics.org Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:22:59 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/05/13/183233.php#comment-717979 Too bland? Well, Cortes and his men should have brought along a roll of toilet paper. Such toilet paper brings much variety to the movies. With a roll at your side, you may suddenly wish to go potty in a remote corner of the woods where it's just you and T. Rex. You can also use toilet paper to vandalize a five foot tall Aztec pyramid. Or, if you are about to die, you can use the last square of toilet paper to draw a cryptic map leading to buried treasure. Just think of the surprising subplots our heroes would get into if only they had toilet paper in their midst. (By the way, I like this lively review...it was somehow more entertaining than the actual movie!) 717979@blogcritics.org Wed, 14 May 2008 16:44:09 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2008/05/13/183233.php#comment-717779 I usually immensely enjoy Sci-Fi network's grade Z monster movies, but this one was just bland. 717779@blogcritics.org Tue, 13 May 2008 21:21:51 EDT