Blogcritics Comments on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 14:16:56 EDT

Here is a recently released list of some of the disasters caused by global warming. We must repent! Even now it may be too late. Bishop Dan

Comment by Andy Marsh on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Wed, 14 May 2008 08:40:56 EDT

Guess it's time to dump the ole' 'lectric bike I got then!!!

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Wed, 14 May 2008 08:21:26 EDT

Andy, But of course, my son. There are, however, conditions: you must arrive in a private jet aircraft and present yourself at my glorious Temple in a Hummer or other appropriate vehicle, preferably fueled by corn-based ethanol. May the true spirit of Mani be upon you and yours. Bishop Dan

Comment by Andy Marsh on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Wed, 14 May 2008 07:53:19 EDT

I especially like the "yours in teh bowels of Mani" greeting! I'll join, but can I get a job like usher or something along those lines? I mean, there surely should be some folks that deserve head of the line priviledges here!!!

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Sun, 27 Apr 2008 11:22:52 EDT

Clav, It all depends, of course, on the meaning of be. As to what all them blokes is sayin', I pray that they are using ethanol. The evil of prohibition was that it discouraged the use of food products to make the devil's brew. Fortunately, under my inspired guidance, the members of my holy Temple use corn whiskey for sacramental purposes, as did some early adherents during the wicked years of prohibition. Sacramental corn whiskey is available at all times before, during and after our holy services, and the devout come often to our Temple for spiritual comfort. Bless you, my son. Bishop Dan

Comment by Clavos on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:07:04 EDT

Now then, Bishop. Ye'd be readin' Steyn, would ye? Welll, ye can't be all bad, despite what all them blokes is sayin'.

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:03:29 EDT

The heathen are now trying to undo our good works. Read what they say, lest you be unaware of the evils around you. It is not too late. Read now! Be aware. Be prepared! Only we true followers of the Great Prophet Mani, may his holy name be praised, can stop this wicked interference with his divinely inspired revelations. Repent and use Ethanol. It is only meet and right that ye should so do. Bishop Dan

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:58:20 EDT

Joanne, Bless you my daughter. I am now in the process of setting up off-shore accounts in Nigeria and Somalia, and as soon as the process is completed I will let you know. Yours in the bowels of Mani, Bishop Dan

Comment by Joanne Huspek on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Tue, 22 Apr 2008 15:08:23 EDT

Where do I send my contribution?

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:58:50 EDT

Dear Brother Troll, I am delighted beyond words that you accept the reality of my divinely inspired message. I have hopes that many others will accept my reality and become my disciples at this critical moment. Again, please be generous when the hat is passed. Please excuse me; I need to go take my meds. Bishop Dan

Comment by troll on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:51:23 EDT

so...why is this labeled 'satire' - ?

Comment by Dan Miller on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 11:01:00 EDT

Ah, yes, brother Ruvy But that is the whole point. For Mother Earth to survive, there can no longer be humans! That is a sacrifice we must all make, all glory be to Mani, may his holy name be praised. Bishop Dan

Comment by Ruvy on Satire: Abandon Hope, All Ye Who Enter the Temple of Man Made Global Warming!

Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:41:18 EDT

My dear Bishop Dan, If you succeed in your quest you will have reached 0 followers. Maybe, you'll feel better is we add a few zeros to that number: 000,000 followers. When reaching that state and called upon by your divinity to make the ultimate (and perfect) sacrifice, you will likely be chanting, "oooohhh shhhhit!" - but having 000,000 followers, you will not be heard to have chanted.... At such a state, you will have attempted to reached a condition of shunyata - and will have failed. Mazel tov!