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Blame Barack!

Written by Heloise
Published April 01, 2008

When six thousand people show up for a convention (March 29) to elect state delegates at the Will Rogers Coliseum instead of in the auditorium of a local high school…blame Barack. When people start lining up at 7:00 a.m. for a convention that did not begin until more like 4:00 p.m. and goes until 4:00 a.m.— blame Barack. When people have to wait in shifts and sneak in snacks and babies because they have run out of options… blame Barack.

Yes, Obama must share the blame for bringing out millions of people in a red state to vote blue. Texas is seeking to turn the state blue this time around.

Monday there was a mock convention at a local church and at least a thousand people attended. I volunteered to look up precinct and district numbers online. Later that week, delegates from my precinct held a short meeting chez moi two days before the convention to decide on the delegate we wanted to send to Austin, Texas on June 5-7. The state must allocate the remaining 67 delegates from the March 4 primary.  From our precinct Obama won the (1) delegate and Hillary took the alternate delegate. He is leading in the delegate count at this writing and by all appearances he will win Texas. He won the Texas delegate count. And the only reason he did not win the popular vote is due in part to Republican malicious crossover voting and the Hispanic vote going largely to Clinton.

On Saturday we thought we were ready for the day. We weren’t. It was not easy keeping our one person vote advantage until the vote was taken. We were seated by 9:00 a.m. in comfortable seats overlooking the area where horse shows are held. We were saddled up, fired up, and ready to go. And by late afternoon we were mostly just ready to go!

The bad news: we did not have a main floor to use — only stadium seating and a ramp that went around the coliseum. We chatted for a couple of hours. Listened to music for a while, listened to endless “political commercials” from many of the local and state-elected politicians who ranged from deeply boring to mildly boring.  

As lunchtime came and went, I thought, "I can do this. I don’t normally eat dinner until after 4:00 p.m." Since I was surrounded by other vegans we shared each other’s pain in trying to wait out the day without eating anything substantial. To relieve the pressure on my butt from endless sitting, I stood, I walked, I climbed stairs, stood some more, and then sat down for another three hours. When 4:00 p.m. came and went I thought we needed to do something quick. An older gentleman who got his feathers ruffled said that Dems were spineless for not walking out on the convention chaos. I felt guilty, but I was not going to let Barack down.

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The author is a physics teacher. Please visit The Politikos. Web site highlights the new author as keen observer of humanity, anthropology, occultism, science/research. The online spiritual guru combines spirituality and politics as no other. She is native of Chicago mother of two, grandmother of three. She prefers walking for exercise. Author has B.S., biology and M.A., anthropology, certified science and french teacher.
Blame Barack!
Published: April 01, 2008
Type: News
Section: Politics
Filed Under: Politics: Elections and Candidates, Politics: Local and Regional, Politics: U.S.
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#1 — April 2, 2008 @ 17:27PM — Peter Baran

To Barach and Hilary: You are both Democrats. You are both concerned about the future good of our country..You both have the God given opportunity to serve our country and the world....It will be a sacrifice .... a long one. To-gether you can get a medical program in your first year of office that will help the children and elderly of our country and be a great beginning in unifying America...
Please...get to-gether and work out a plan that keeps you both in office for 16 years....
Both of you united and working faithfuly can accomplish so much....You have A God given opportunity.....God BlessAmerica

Peter Baran age 81

#2 — April 2, 2008 @ 21:45PM — Dan Miller

Having read with great interest this, and Dave Nalle's blow by blow account of the equally enjoyable "Republican efforts," might I offer a modest proposal:

Each state could have nominating races, one for the Democrats and one for the Republicans, in which the candidates for nomination would use their noses to push eggs McMuffin from the closest McDonald's to the convention center.

Unlike in the good old days of chivalry, surrogates would be banned from substituting for or otherwise assisting the candidates in these important contests. Points would be awarded on the intactness of the bun and the speed of delivery. Points would be subtracted for physical altercations among supporters and among the candidates, with more points being subtracted for the latter than for the former. Independent judges of these events, appointed either by primaries or caucuses, from which there would be no judicial appeal, would adjudicate these matters, and their determinations would be final, subject to judicial appeal, in the event of which the appellant's score would automatically be reduced by fifty percent.

Ties would be resolved by paint gun battles, the winners of which would be deemed to be superior under sniper fire and therefore best qualified to become Commander in Chief of our great country. Appeals to the courts would be expressly prohibited; the filing of an appeal would be deemed to be a concession of loss.

The process would be short, the chaos would be minimized, the fairness to all concerned would be no less, the whole thing could receive national television coverage, and it would be entertaining. What more could be asked?

Absurd? Why yes of course. Stupid? Ditto. But compared to what?

Dan Miller

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