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The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors

Written by Junior Bruce
Published February 05, 2008
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8. Lawrence Taylor
Pro-Football Career: Twelve seasons in the NFL
Teams Played For: New York Giants


Lawrence TaylorOne of the most colorful figures to ever come out of football, or any sport for that matter, Lawrence Taylor has repeatedly proven that you cannot count him out. Without much of an acting resume under his belt, he managed to snag supporting roles in films like Any Given Sunday and Shaft, and actually deliver the goods. He even proved he could be funny on HBO’s 1st and Ten. The Original LT, however, always seems to be at his best when he’s playing himself, whether its with cameos in comedies like last years The Comebacks or Adam Sandler’s The Waterboy, or taking to the squared circle to battle legendary wrestler Bam Bam Bigelow at Wrestlemania XI — the man has managed to do just about everything one can do, and he’s still got a lot of years left in him. Everything I’ve seen him in I’ve thoroughly enjoyed, so here's to LT doing us all a favor, and doing a few more things in front of the camera.


7. Fred Williamson
Pro-Football Career: Seven seasons in the NFL
Teams Played For: Pittsburgh Steelers, Oakland Raiders (DRINK!), Kansas City Chiefs

Fred WilliamsonRichard Roundtree may have been the face that launched Blaxploitation cinema in the early '70s, but few carried the genre better than Fred “Hammer” Williamson. Oh, the endless amounts of joy this man has brought me over the years is something I truly treasure. Out of all the Blaxploitation leading men, Fred always seemed to be the best at addressing the issue of race without alienating non-black audiences. Sure, most of the plots had to do with inequality, but the rest of them were just so much damn fun, you couldn’t help but ride along with a smile on yourself. It almost makes me sad that most kids today only recognize him as Frost, the big, black, biker bad-ass in From Dusk Till Dawn (if at all), because he’s seriously got a mountain of work under his belt! To prove the sheer brilliance this man possesses: He once starred in a Blaxploitation western called Boss N(self censor)r — of which he was the titular character, and — get this — he also wrote the screenplay! This is one of the few films I’ve yet to see, but after reading reviews it definitely sounds like a must see!


6. Terry Crews
Pro-Football Career: Six seasons in the NFL
Teams Played For: Los Angeles Rams, Green Bay Packers, San Diego Chargers, Philadelphia Eagles, Washington Redskins

Terry CrewsYou may not know his name, but if you’ve been paying attention to TV and cinema lately, you’ve no doubt seen his face. Terry Crews is big, intimidating, and gifted with an incredible sense of humor. He could take the easy road of being a B-movie action star (like many on this list), but instead he’s flexing more than just physical muscle, he’s flexing his acting muscles, not to mention flexing his funny bone every chance he gets. Whether he’s putting a boot to fools as T-Money on Battle Dome, lusting after a Wayans brother in drag in White Chicks, playing an inmate in Adam Sandler's The Longest Yard (DRINK!), or burning the candle at both ends to raise his family in Everybody Hates Chris, Terry is proving he’s more than just another meathead ex-jock — he’s the real deal. And when all is said and done, I don’t doubt that he’ll be at the tops of many future lists just like this. All hail President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho!

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Junior Bruce has questionable tastes when it comes to films. He tends to like well-made movies, and love terrible movies. John Carpenter is his cinematic Jesus, and Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. If that sounds like you, you're welcome to call him friend. You can read more of his junk at his blog, All Balls No Brains!
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The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors
Published: February 05, 2008
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#1 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:01PM — El Bicho [URL]

Bradshaw has made more than one movie. Karras was Mongo in "Blazing Saddles" and I guarantee more people can quote Mongo than any Bosworth character.

#2 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:31PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

Did OJ's inclusion in this list also get awarded to the Goldman family?

#3 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:32PM — zingzing

mongo like candy.

mongo straight.

spanish balloons?

#4 — February 6, 2008 @ 16:53PM — Dr Dreadful [URL]

What about Alan Autry, who spent a couple of seasons quarterbacking for the Kansas City Chiefs (I think), went on to star as Bubba in the TV series In the Heat of the Night and is now mayor of Fresno, California?

...Yeah, yeah, I know. What about him?

:-D

#5 — February 7, 2008 @ 01:56AM — REMF

Woody Strode -
One of the first blacks to play in the NFL...played for the L.A. Rams in 1946...played for the CFL Calgary Stampeders, 1947-48...appeared in almost 60 films...my favorites with Strode were The Professionals and Spartacus;

Bernie Casey -
Played wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers and LA Rams from 1961-68...appeared in over 50 films...my two favorites of his were Boxcar Bertha and Ring of Passion;

Mark Harmon -
Starting quarterback for UCLA for 2 years, 1972-73...has appeared in numerous films and TV shows.

#6 — February 7, 2008 @ 02:00AM — Dr Dreadful [URL]

I didn't know Mark Harmon had played football.

But I think the criterion for inclusion in the list was that you had to have played professionally.

#7 — February 7, 2008 @ 04:35AM — duane

Oh, c'mon, Don Meredith's acting career trumps most of these guys.

#8 — February 7, 2008 @ 11:08AM — REMF

"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Never played in the NFL, but did manage two months on a CFL team before being cut. While my criteria was that each man listed have some kind of pro-football career, I didn't want to take the easy way out and list Rock in the top spot...because if he were going to be on this list, that's exactly where he'd be, based on the strength of his film career."
- Junior Bruce

#9 — February 8, 2008 @ 01:58AM — Junior Bruce [URL]

Thanks for all the feedback, folks. Thanks for taking the time to check the list out. I see there were several guys I overlooked, including that important note regarding Karras. Unforgivable. Might have to go back, reevaluate the list, and come up with another for the start of the next season.

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