The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors
Published February 05, 2008
As you read you'll notice many of these guys are ex-Raiders, and that several of them appeared in Adam Sandler's The Longest Yard remake. Not a big deal or anything — although it's some nifty info for any of you who'd like to play a couple drinking games while reading the list! I'll even play along — now let's get started...
The 11th Man: Lyle Alzado
Pro-Football Career: Fifteen seasons in the NFL
Teams Played For: Denver Broncos, Cleveland Browns, Los Angeles Raiders (DRINK!)
I might catch flack for leaving the late Mr. Alzado off the list, but note that it’s not a slight — it’s just a really tough crop to choose from! Looking over his career as both a football player and an actor, I can’t help but think of the great things he could have done on the big and small screens had he not died so young. I used to watch his sitcom Learning the Ropes as a lad, was thrilled by his evil shenanigans in Destroyer via USA Up All Night, and hated his guts as I rooted for Ernest P. Worrell to kick his butt in Ernest Goes to Camp.
Most will remember him, however, not as an actor or a football player, but as an avid spokesman against the use of steroids. The brain cancer he suffered, and ultimately died from was a result of using steroids throughout his football career, and he wanted desperately for everyone to know — especially children — that the consequences just weren’t worth it. Every time I see a clip of him in his rail-thin, bandana-wearing last days, it brings me to tears, because he really seemed like a good man with a kind soul. God bless you, Lyle.
10. Bubba Smith
Pro-Football Career: Nine seasons in the NFL
Teams Played For: Baltimore Colts, Oakland Raiders (DRINK!), Houston Oilers
What can you say about Bubba that would come anywhere near close to doing him justice? Best known to moviegoers everywhere as Moses Hightower, the soft-spoken, blue-clad giant from the Police Academy series, many might recognize Steve Guttenberg as the star of the franchise, but I don’t think anyone could argue that the supporting cast was the soul, which Bubba anchored with authority. He’s since gone on to star and cameo in B-movies here and there, so keep your eyes peeled!
9. Don Gibb
Pro-Football Career: 1 season in the NFL
Teams Played For: San Diego Chargers
You may not know Don Gibb as Don Gibb, but you’ll surely know him as Ogre, the Alpha Beta bully who tormented the nerds of Lambda Lambda Lambda in Revenge of the Nerds! Guy Movie nuts will also know him as Ray Jackson, Jean Claude’s butt-kicking American buddy at the Kumate in Bloodsport. Don’s face, size, and wild hair are unmistakable, and his persona is one of a big huggable teddy bear — with a bite. Don’s acting gigs have mostly consisted of bit parts in movies and TV shows since his days as Ogre, so while you’re flipping keep an eye out. You never know where he might pop up.
- The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors
- Published: February 05, 2008
- Type: Opinion
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Video: Comedy, Video: Adventure, Video: Action, Sports: Football (American), Culture: Humor and Satire, Video: Sports
- Writer: Junior Bruce
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Comments
Did OJ's inclusion in this list also get awarded to the Goldman family?
mongo like candy.
mongo straight.
spanish balloons?
What about Alan Autry, who spent a couple of seasons quarterbacking for the Kansas City Chiefs (I think), went on to star as Bubba in the TV series In the Heat of the Night and is now mayor of Fresno, California?
...Yeah, yeah, I know. What about him?
:-D
Woody Strode -
One of the first blacks to play in the NFL...played for the L.A. Rams in 1946...played for the CFL Calgary Stampeders, 1947-48...appeared in almost 60 films...my favorites with Strode were The Professionals and Spartacus;
Bernie Casey -
Played wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers and LA Rams from 1961-68...appeared in over 50 films...my two favorites of his were Boxcar Bertha and Ring of Passion;
Mark Harmon -
Starting quarterback for UCLA for 2 years, 1972-73...has appeared in numerous films and TV shows.
I didn't know Mark Harmon had played football.
But I think the criterion for inclusion in the list was that you had to have played professionally.
Oh, c'mon, Don Meredith's acting career trumps most of these guys.
"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Never played in the NFL, but did manage two months on a CFL team before being cut. While my criteria was that each man listed have some kind of pro-football career, I didn't want to take the easy way out and list Rock in the top spot...because if he were going to be on this list, that's exactly where he'd be, based on the strength of his film career."
- Junior Bruce
Thanks for all the feedback, folks. Thanks for taking the time to check the list out. I see there were several guys I overlooked, including that important note regarding Karras. Unforgivable. Might have to go back, reevaluate the list, and come up with another for the start of the next season.














Bradshaw has made more than one movie. Karras was Mongo in "Blazing Saddles" and I guarantee more people can quote Mongo than any Bosworth character.