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The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors

Written by Junior Bruce
Published February 05, 2008

The Super Bowl has come and gone, but I'm still not ready to let the season go. It all happened way too fast, and dagnabbit, I don't want to get all warm and fuzzy for Valentine's Day just yet. Therefore, I’ve decided to cook up a little list paying homage to the ten greatest football players turned actors in a vain attempt to keep the season alive — if only in my head.

In order to have made the list, each candidate had to have played professional football on some level — be it the NFL, CFL, NFL Europe, etc. Arena Football doesn’t count, because it’s not real football, I don’t care what you say. Oh, and you can’t have killed someone… or two. Sorry OJ, them's the rules. I didn't weigh strength of football career against strength of acting career, because that would have made my brain explode.

While doing research for this list, I was amazed at just how many former pro-football players have tried their hand at acting — and even more surprised at just how good a lot of them are. When I set out to do this list, I had no idea it would turn out to be as difficult as it was. Just to show you how tough it was, here’s a short list of the guys that didn’t make the cut, and the reasons why:

  • Mike Ditka - One movie under his belt. While very funny, not enough to warrant a spot on the list.
  • Terry Bradshaw - See Mike Ditka.
  • Michael Irvin - See Mike Ditka.
  • Bill Romanowski - See Mike Ditka.
  • Brett Favre - See Mike Ditka.
  • Alex Karras - Moderate success on television, but no big screen success.
  • Bill Goldberg - Could have placed on the list near the bottom, but I chose to go with guys I believe have contributed more to film via memorable movies and performances. This is completely subjective.
  • Bob Sapp - See Bill Goldberg.
  • Fred Dryer - A significant acting career, could have easily made the list, but again, most of his work was done on the small screen, therefore, I chose to bump him. Yet another completely subjective selection.
  • Howie Long - Had an impressive supporting role in the John Travolta action blockbuster Broken Arrow, and even starred in his own Guy Movie with Firestorm, but he hasn't done anything since, choosing to pursue a career as an analyst. Hey, I can't fault him for that, but I can't reward him either.
  • Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson - Never played in the NFL, but did manage two months on a CFL team before being cut. While my criteria was that each man listed have some kind of pro-football career, I didn’t want to take the easy way out and list Rock in the top spot…because if he were going to be on this list, that’s exactly where he’d be, based on the strength of his film career.

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Junior Bruce has questionable tastes when it comes to films. He tends to like well-made movies, and love terrible movies. John Carpenter is his cinematic Jesus, and Bruce Campbell can do no wrong. If that sounds like you, you're welcome to call him friend. You can read more of his junk at his blog, All Balls No Brains!
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The Top Ten: Football Players Turned Actors
Published: February 05, 2008
Type: Opinion
Section: Video
Filed Under: Video: Comedy, Video: Adventure, Video: Action, Sports: Football (American), Culture: Humor and Satire, Video: Sports
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#1 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:01PM — El Bicho [URL]

Bradshaw has made more than one movie. Karras was Mongo in "Blazing Saddles" and I guarantee more people can quote Mongo than any Bosworth character.

#2 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:31PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

Did OJ's inclusion in this list also get awarded to the Goldman family?

#3 — February 6, 2008 @ 15:32PM — zingzing

mongo like candy.

mongo straight.

spanish balloons?

#4 — February 6, 2008 @ 16:53PM — Dr Dreadful [URL]

What about Alan Autry, who spent a couple of seasons quarterbacking for the Kansas City Chiefs (I think), went on to star as Bubba in the TV series In the Heat of the Night and is now mayor of Fresno, California?

...Yeah, yeah, I know. What about him?

:-D

#5 — February 7, 2008 @ 01:56AM — REMF

Woody Strode -
One of the first blacks to play in the NFL...played for the L.A. Rams in 1946...played for the CFL Calgary Stampeders, 1947-48...appeared in almost 60 films...my favorites with Strode were The Professionals and Spartacus;

Bernie Casey -
Played wide receiver for the San Francisco 49ers and LA Rams from 1961-68...appeared in over 50 films...my two favorites of his were Boxcar Bertha and Ring of Passion;

Mark Harmon -
Starting quarterback for UCLA for 2 years, 1972-73...has appeared in numerous films and TV shows.

#6 — February 7, 2008 @ 02:00AM — Dr Dreadful [URL]

I didn't know Mark Harmon had played football.

But I think the criterion for inclusion in the list was that you had to have played professionally.

#7 — February 7, 2008 @ 04:35AM — duane

Oh, c'mon, Don Meredith's acting career trumps most of these guys.

#8 — February 7, 2008 @ 11:08AM — REMF

"Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson - Never played in the NFL, but did manage two months on a CFL team before being cut. While my criteria was that each man listed have some kind of pro-football career, I didn't want to take the easy way out and list Rock in the top spot...because if he were going to be on this list, that's exactly where he'd be, based on the strength of his film career."
- Junior Bruce

#9 — February 8, 2008 @ 01:58AM — Junior Bruce [URL]

Thanks for all the feedback, folks. Thanks for taking the time to check the list out. I see there were several guys I overlooked, including that important note regarding Karras. Unforgivable. Might have to go back, reevaluate the list, and come up with another for the start of the next season.

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