We on the dark side will get all of our minions in office in one fell swoop. McCainijuliomnybeepaul for Vice President and Cabinet, and Margaret Spellings for president. Finally, education will get some traction. Finally, fair competition will force college prices to drop, and students will actually learn how to read critically, or maybe even just read. Maybe my next batch of students will be able to read things like this and realize it is parody, bad parody at that. Of course, we really wanted Condi, but she lost patience with us. We just haven't figured out how to keep the really smart competent people involved in government. But, in light of your bench, it's not looking like you Dems are doing much better either. So let me be the first to say it, secretly of course, Maggie for President in '08, shhh!