I know you.  I've been here long enough that I know you.  And, what's more, I like you.  I actually truly like you.  Now, because I like you I'm going to give you what you want.  I'm going to give you the Dirt you so desperately desire.  I'm going to give you Dirt Season One on DVD. 

You know you watched the show, at least that one episode where Jennifer Aniston was on and kissed Courtney Cox.  It kind of fulfilled a years-long dream for you.  Don't be embarrassed about it, that's what Dirt is all about and isn't that what tabloid journalism is all about too?

Not quite sure if you believe me?  Well, the season one Dirt DVD set actually has a bonus feature all about tabloid journalism on it, it's called "Tabloid Wars: Totally True Stories from the Celebrity Trenches" and it'll show you what I mean.  Trust me.

Let's face it, we all get dirty, even if it's just a little bit.  Here I am telling you all about how we have one copy of Dirt Season One on DVD to giveaway to one lucky entrant into the contest, but you know there's more behind it.  You know that I’m about to break out of describing the giveaway and tell you that season two of Dirt premieres on FX on Sunday, March 2 at 10pm.  See, the world is full of "you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours" things. 

So, in summation, read the rules, follow the rules, enter the contest.  Then, after your  done with that make some popcorns, get some hot wings, maybe even a nice beverage of your choice, plop yourself down on the couch and get ready for the all-new season of Dirt, starting Sunday, March 2 at 10pm. 

• Fill out the entry form.
• Entries must be received by February 9, 2008.
• The winner will be drawn on or after February 10, 2008.
• The winner will be notified by e-mail and in the comments section below.
• You must be a U.S. resident to enter.