SATIRE

Forget Hillary: Spears Stiffer Competition for Obama

Written by Clayton Perry
Published January 04, 2008

As Iowans cast their final caucus votes, I raced to CNN.com, so that I could receive instant updates on the final results. Upon my arrival, to much dismay, I found the "most popular" headline to be filled not with the victors' names, but that of Britney Spears!

THE HEADLINE: "In today's news, a shocking development: Spears melodrama outshines Obama victory, 7-2, in national media coverage!" Well... not by that much! But who knew? A landslide for Spears-- without a penny spent!

I shook my head at Spears' media coverage. Never in my wildest dreams would I have imagined that the preview and selection process of the world's most powerful figure could (and eventually would) be overshadowed by the paparazzi's most-loved target? What gives?

In retrospect, perhaps my friend was right: "For better or worse, a woman who can use her womanly wiles to the fullest will always capture the attention of the men (and women) in a room." With Britney's success secret revealed, maybe Hillary Clinton should ignore the naysayers and show a bit more cleavage on the campaign trail. In the end, she might get the ratings boost she desires.

Lou Dobbs: Britney Spears would like to arrange an interview!

Clayton Perry's mission parallels that of John Hope Franklin, Marcus Garvey and Carter G. Woodson. As the founder of the NUBIANO Project [www.thenubianoproject.com], Perry facilitates the design of projects that give voice to the Black diaspora, empower the Black community, redefine mainstream perspectives of "Blackness," and celebrate Black culture and history. He can be reached at crperry84@gmail.com
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Forget Hillary: Spears Stiffer Competition for Obama
Published: January 04, 2008
Type: Satire
Section: Politics
Filed Under: Culture: Humor and Satire, Politics: Elections and Candidates, Politics: U.S.
Writer: Clayton Perry
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#1 — January 4, 2008 @ 22:11PM — Dave Nalle [URL]

I think Britney was just jealous of all the attention her sister was getting.

Dave

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