What we need to realize is that we the people, no longer have a choice in the 2008 Presidential election. The machine has decided and it will be Hillary. The machine decided in 2000 & 2004, and it was frat boy Bush. We need to openly acknowledge that we are not being presented with choices in the Presidential elections, but are being asked to artificially validate a choice the machine has made. It really does not matter, Republican or Democrat, both are selected by and run by the machine. People can start to regain control by getting involved and voting 3rd party.

nonein2008, what would you like to see a successful 3rd party accomplish?

What changes do you imagine there'd be in US domestic and foreign policy?

None,

Could you define the "machine?" What, or who is it in your opinion? I'm not necessarily saying you're wrong or right for that matter, but give us something to hang our hats on.

Brian,

We have seen other such "candidacies" in the recent past. Dave Barry has declared himself a candidate a number of times, and before him comedian Pat Paulsen "ran" a couple of times. Of course Paulsen hasn't put his hat in the ring for several years owing to the fact that he's dead.

One can join in the mirth accompanying Colbert's campaign. I do, however, find it a bit of a sad commentary on the state of our national politics given the precarious situation we find ourselves in in this world, that such silliness could be taken seriously, even a little bit. I suppose given that Colbert appears to be a reasonably intelligent adult, should he somehow find his ass on the chair behind the oval office desk, thathe couldn't fuck things up any worse than his predecessor.

Baritone

The Colbert/Pat Paulsen team wouldn't have a shot against Massachusetts's slated ticket of Tom Brady/Manny Ramirez.

"Of course Paulsen hasn't put his hat in the ring for several years owing to the fact that he's dead."

If Paulsen were here in Florida, that inconvenience wouldn't even slow him down, much less stop him.

At a minimum, all the dead voters who normally vote for living candidates would switch.

Funny you should say that, Clav, because I just read about the forthcoming sequel to the hit zombie movies 28 Days Later and 28 Weeks Later. The next film in the series is to be called 28 Primaries Later and is scheduled for release in November 2008. In it, the rage virus spreads to Florida, causing widespread confusion about the presidential election results due to attacks on polling stations by marauding hordes of the undead.

The climax of the film will feature a nasty and protracted battle in the Supreme Court, with the fate of Iraq America resting (ironically) on nine black-robed, decrepit zombies.

Talk about Art imitating Life...

The Colbert situation illustrates how pathetic the Dumbocratic party has become. If they are trying to win over the "younger voters" theyd be better off with Sponge Bob. In fact hes a much better candidate than the current bunch of idiots..

JOM

You really don't get out much, do you, JOM? Democrats have nothing to do with Colbert's presidential "bid." It's called satire. Why does that frighten you?

In any case, JOM, every informed person knows that SpongeBob is a registered Republican.

Dread your right I forgot...Patrick Starfish is the Dumbocrat..you can tell by his drooling and low intellect..

Oh yea Ray Im afraid of satire..ya moron..

JOM

Didn't Patrick Starfish play Capt. Picard on Star Trek?

I get you, JOM. You're not afraid of satire. It's just so far over your head it might as well be in geostationary orbit.

Colbert is a leftist, just like Jon Stewart, and this is nothing more than a publicity stunt. The MSM loves him, of course, and the younger crowd appreciates his irreverent and bizarre humor. But he ain't really real, if you get my drift.

Jon Stewarts real name - Jonathan Stuart Leibowitz

Totally healthy preoccupation, JOM.

Spongebob Squarepants. Now THERE'S a worthy candidate for US public office. At least he's honest, which is more than can be said for the scumbag on-the-take maggots running for both parties for real.

Actually, I think it's a good thing for someone to get out now & again & mock these sleazebags, pull back the curtains & show them for the con men/women they are in truth. I hate it, but #1 None is absolutely on track: both are just 2 facets of one ruling party, & the whole thing is a sham.

I don't think JOM is going to respond to you, Baronius. He's had to run to the drugstore for more Band-Aids to put on his knuckles.

Last I heard, he had to upgrade to 4X4 gauze sponges...

Yeah, that's the thing. However wrong Ruvy may be about some things, he lives in a world with people like JOM who sneer at him. So he moves to the Jewish homeland, and now he's surrounded by uber-JOM's who want to blow him up. Your heart has to go out to the guy.