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Eric Byrnes' Comeuppance Equals South Florida's "Up 'N Come-ance"

Written by Matthew T. Sussman
Published October 17, 2007

Batting Around is BC Sports' look back at the week's happenings in the world o' sports, presented in a lineup card format for some undisclosed reason.

The Lineup Card

1. CF Eric Byrnes
2. QB Matt Grothe
3. SG Kobe Bryant
4. LF Manny Ramirez
5. #"60" Carl Edwards
6. DE Paul Spicer
7. RB Adrian Peterson
8. G Niklas Backstrom
9. RP Rafael Betancourt
Manager: Dusty Baker

1. CF Eric Byrnes — I guess this is how karma works. One minute you say the Colorado Rockies weren't outplaying your Arizona Diamondbacks, and then in Game 4 you ground into the final out of the NLCS.

Byrnes' reward? If history is any indication, he must now sit next to Jeanie Zelasko during the World Series as a guest studio analyst. Tough break, bro.

2. QB Matt Grothe — He's the quarterback of the No. 2 BCS-ranked football team in America. And his school's football program didn't even exist until a year before the inception of the BCS.

Grothe threw for 212 yards and ran for exactly 100 yards, totaling four touchdowns in a 64-12 blowout of in-state directional rival Central Florida. The USF Bulls are now 6-0, one of six undefeated teams, but virtually all computer rankings dictate that USF's wins are by far the most impressive, including wins over West Virginia and at Auburn.

In 1996, South Florida didn't have varsity football. But this year, if they win their final six games — at Rutgers, at UConn, at Syracuse, at Pittsburgh, and home against Cincinnati and Louisville — they are going to be in the BCS Championship game.

South Florida. In the BCS Championship. It wouldn't exactly be a Boise State-type Cinderella story, because USF is actually in a BCS conference. But to understand the youth of the program, consider that the rest of the BCS's top ten teams have been on record playing organized football games at least 100 years before USF football ever existed:

• No. 1 Ohio State - football program began in 1890
• No. 3 Boston College - football program began in 1893
• No. 4 LSU - football program began in 1893
• No. 5 Oklahoma - football program began in 1895
• No. 6 South Carolina - football program began in 1892
• No. 7 Kentucky - football program began in 1881
• No. 8 Arizona State - football program began in 1897
• No. 9 West Virginia - football program began in 1891
• No. 10 Oregon - football program began in 1894

3. SG Kobe Bryant — I haven't heard any trade demands out of Los Angeles. I was getting worried there for a while.

Ah, here we are. By the start of the season Bryant could be playing for the Chicago Bulls, Dallas Mavericks, Phoenix Suns, Miami Heat, or about a dozen other teams?

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Matt SussmanMatt Sussman is the sports editor of BC Magazine and also writes for Deadspin, SPORTSbyBROOKS, The Futon Report, and the Toledo Free Press. Catch him Mondays and Fridays at 8 p.m. ET with asst. sports editor Tuffy on Treehouse Fort, the official show of BC Sports.

E-mail sports-related inquiries (or inquiry-related sports, such as full-contact Twenty Questions) to matt.sussman@blogcritics.org.
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Eric Byrnes' Comeuppance Equals South Florida's "Up 'N Come-ance"
Published: October 17, 2007
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#1 — October 20, 2007 @ 17:21PM — Clavos

As a South Florida alumnus from the days of looong before football, I'm delighted to see how well Coach Leavitt (the only coach USF has ever had) has led his young team to a such a prominent place in the collegiate football world in such a short time.

I write this after the Rutgers game, so the Cinderella element is gone for the time being, but I have no doubt we'll see more of the Bulls in the years to come.

#2 — October 21, 2007 @ 05:24AM — RJ [URL]

"We got some hard lookin' cheerleaders."

Seriously, I took a look. And while several were clearly out of my league, there were a few who looked like they'd be willing to give a guy like me a chance in exchange for a meal (and maybe desert) at the local Waffle House.

I'm just sayin'... :-/

#3 — October 21, 2007 @ 22:03PM — alessandro

-Comeuppance? Were you watching the 'Magnificent Ambersons,' Georgie?

-One of those cheerleaders actually looked like a jaguar.

-The Wild are still undefeated after tonight. Jacques Lemaire is one of the best - if not the best - coach in the NHL; on the planet; in the history of the world. This guy would have found a way to stop Napoleon, Alexander, Caesar AND Zidane.

#4 — October 21, 2007 @ 22:08PM — alessandro

As for your new found love squeeze, I didn't know Jeanie Zelasko was a lady behind the hair and makeup.

I'm just saying.

#5 — October 21, 2007 @ 22:20PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

Oh, see, now I'm sterile.

#6 — October 22, 2007 @ 00:05AM — alessandro

Sterile: unable to produce fruit or young. Free of micro-organisms.

The question is: what fruit? And does "free of micro-organisms" mean you're organic?

I only think when I'm here on Blogcritics.

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