My first attempt at writing this review of Heretic Film’s Starbucking documentary was zapped into nonexistence due to my computer locking up. At first I was more than mildly upset at such a thing happening, but eventually I figured that it made sense for my computer to seize up on me as if it had gone into caffeine lock-up after having had 99 million cups of coffee. So, here I go to try again…

Starbucking, from director Bill Tangeman, is a glimpse into the window of a life spent in search of a perhaps unattainable object. Much like the knights of old, or in this case a very highly caffeinated individual named Winter, quests were often something used to define oneself against the rest of the world. Dedicating your life to a goal ostensibly provides a way to measure out the value of your own existence. Making each moment count, y’know?

I’m not sure, however, what Winter’s quest says about how his life will measure up at the end of his days. Seeking to visit every single Starbucks store that ever opens, at the very least it will add up to him becoming the most caffeinated human in history.

Judging by what I’ve written so far I guess it is fairly easy to see that I’m not all that convinced that this is something any adult should obsessively devote their life to, but then again, who am I to talk? Though Winter may be obsessive about his quest, at the cost of personal relationships and financial security, who is to say that his life is any better or worse than mine?

Here is a man who has a job, is a capable member of society, and something to chase after that not only gives him a reason to get up every morning but also provides him the chance to travel and experience parts of the world that he might not otherwise see. How is that something deserving of anything less than my applause?