http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005-2007 by the authors Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:40:16 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583427 Congratulations on your announcement, John! Your strategy will revolutionize politics in America. You'll be bringing the weighty issues of running the world's greatest former democracy to 5 year olds who will be ready to vote for you in 13 years. Who needs Curious George, the Velveteen Rabbit or a Gameboy, when they have a paleoconservative to root for? You should adopt a dinosaur as your campaign symbol to get boys excited about you - and Bambi the deer to get girls all excited. Imagine - in boys bathrooms everywhere across America <B>"BAMBENEK STOMPS!"</B>. And in girl's bathrooms <b>"BAMBI IS A HUNK!</b> Start brushing up those photos for the photo-ops in schoolrooms across your country - and bring plenty of candy. You can't bribe voters - but the law is silent about future voters. Now we can discuss what cabinet position I'll get if I return to America to serve in your administration. How 'bout Secretary of State. I can clean all the Arabists out of Foggy's bottom... 583427@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 03:40:16 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583417 "Something stinks in Denmark ..." I blame the pickled herrings. The bastards are everywhere. 583417@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:22:36 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583416 Heaven help us! Still, you couldn't do a worse job than the incumbent. And just don't hire any interns, either, OK? And remember, power corrupts, but absolute power means you're more important than anyone else on the planet - which means you get to do heaps of good stuff that no one else can, like blowing stuff up and always ascoring a table well away from the shithouse or the door to the kitchen. 583416@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:20:19 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583411 Whoever said that paleocons have no sense of humor? That was a genuinely funny piece. I laughed out loud. PS. When I saw a "John Bambenek" on the Daily Show, a few weeks back, I wondered if it was you -- turns out it was. 583411@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:03:46 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583379 <i>Something stinks in Denmark...</i> Not necessarily; happens all the time, as I pointed out in my experience above. 583379@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:18:30 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583377 "As for my military record... Air Force. Enlisted in 1995, joined the ROTC thing and was put into the obligated reserve, finished all the officer training crap, screwed up my knees, and that was that...I was put on casual status and then never heard anything." - John Bambenek, Oct. 25, '06 Huh?? "that was that" and "casual status" (??) Something stinks in Denmark... 583377@blogcritics.org Fri, 27 Apr 2007 00:11:34 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583300 <i>Let me get this straight: You're not serving active duty and you're not attending meettings, but you haven't been discharged yet. Nothin' fishy about that...jackass.</i> Just FYI, I spent four years upon my return from Vietnam with no requirement either for meetings or summer camp and no discharge. In fact, I had nothing else to do with the Army after REFRAD, including no treatment for medical problems I had at REFRAD. Four years later, with no fanfare, my discharge arrived quietly in the mail. 583300@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 19:47:50 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583258 Never said I was active duty either. Keep pushing me... I'd be doing the site a favor pushing to have another bomb throwing internet troll tossed off the politics comment section. 583258@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:49:01 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583246 "Hey jackass... I haven't seen my discharge papers because I haven't been discharged." - Bambi Let me get this straight: You're not serving active duty and you're not attending meettings, but you haven't been discharged yet. Nothin' fishy about that...jackass. 583246@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:31:00 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583230 It ain't a bad theory, Baronius, but my money is on Obama next November. 583230@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:05:43 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583224 It's funny how one word in this article inspired such a tangent. I love the 2020 idea, although by my calculations, we'll be in the middle of a Jeb presidency. (My current theory is that we'll be switching between Clintons and Bushes for the next hundred years.) 583224@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:53:35 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583222 But certainly the paleoconservatives, like Pat Buchanan, have provided some of the most impassioned antiwar rhetoric... 583222@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:46:33 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583211 Michael- Not really pro-war... I just don't really buy into the anti-war rhetoric though... Iraq War II was made inevitable by a sanctions regime designed to fail. I was rather disinterested in the WMD debate when it was going on, we set things up to have to go back in 14 years ago and that was a stupid decision. 583211@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 16:07:23 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583184 Well, I knew you were a righty, John, but thought you were more pro-war than the paleos. 583184@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 15:05:05 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583137 wow. paleoconservatives look repugnant. i used to think your politics sucked, but now they look kind of dangerous and stupid. 583137@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 13:39:06 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583082 Michael- What exactly did you think my politics were? 583082@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:57:19 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583081 MCH- Hey jackass... I haven't seen my discharge papers because I haven't been discharged. Feel free to ask the DoD for records if you don't believe me. 583081@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:56:27 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583076 Bambi; Before you run for president, you best clear up your cloudy military record (ie, "I've never seen my discharge papers"). At least ol' GW was able to somehow "obtain" an honorable discharge, in spite of deserting his last two years of service. 583076@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:49:51 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-583026 You're a staunch paleoconservative? Seriously? Or is that part of the satire? 583026@blogcritics.org Thu, 26 Apr 2007 09:21:48 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-582881 John Since you are including Marx on the ticket, I have to change my mind. Forget feeding my family. You've got my vote. 582881@blogcritics.org Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:46:42 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-582880 Dave You know better than that. Try that with someone else. You keep making statements which suggest that you think that Blacks cant think for themselves. You need to know that Whites would NOT hire Blacks initially without Affirmative Action. I know it seems really odd to you but this is what our world is like. It just is. Now that we have been in corporate America for several decades the challenges are diminishing for us as we have proven ourselves to be capable or not capable depending on the individual, like everyone else. However, we still don't get hired quickly and we are fired first. However White males who assume their innate superiority in, well everything always feel as if they are loosing jobs to Blacks who are OFF COURSE less qualified then they even though they are over represented in the corporate arena. That is the only negative. Whites whine about it. Comparing the whining to feeding your family and earning close to your worth in education and experience, who would care about a bunch of spoiled, presumptuous people who don't know you. 582880@blogcritics.org Wed, 25 Apr 2007 22:43:44 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-582855 Let it be known that I pledge to nominate Gonzo Marx as my Secretary of Offense should I be elected. 582855@blogcritics.org Wed, 25 Apr 2007 21:39:09 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-582814 Affirmative action is a tool of the white elite to keep the black man/woman dependent and servile. Why would you support it? Dave 582814@blogcritics.org Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:34:22 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2007/04/25/015120.php#comment-582804 I was ready to vote for you until the paleoconservative thing. This means that you don't' support affirmative action. Booooh Hisssss. Its a sign of impracticality. Boooooh Hisssssss. Whats so different with you and the current dummies. The world "ought to be like this and we are not going to face why its not that way. We are just going to kick and scream that its not the way it ougt to be like". No one SHOULD get in by qoutas. Lets not think. Lets just say what we wish whether its practical or not. Boooooh <B>Bomb</B>eneck!!!!. Hisssssssss!! Even though you are really funny. 582804@blogcritics.org Wed, 25 Apr 2007 19:10:25 EDT