Movie Review: Color Me Kubrick
Published March 22, 2007
ESPN's Bill Simmons came up with the idea of the "Tyson Zone" - the point at which any story, no matter how outrageous, can be perfectly believable and unsurprising if it's about certain celebrities. (Britney Spears entered the Tyson Zone earlier this year.) The late Stanley Kubrick is rarely mentioned in the same breath as Britney or Mike Tyson, but his reclusiveness and eccentricities made it easy for people to expect the most unusual behavior from the great film director - and Color Me Kubrick shows how a con man took advantage of this in the late 1990s.
Around the time the real Kubrick was working on Eyes Wide Shut, a fellow named Alan Conway convinced many a Londoner into believing he was Stanley Kubrick - and that he was ready to give them work on his next film. He had a bad habit of, er, forgetting his wallet, but his star-struck new friends were more than willing to buy him dinner and vodka (lots of vodka), especially if it could get them lucrative gigs designing costumes or composing heavy-metal songs for Kubrick's next project.
In Color Me Kubrick, directed by Kubrick's longtime assistant Brian Cook, John Malkovich plays Conway as a shameless huckster who put remarkably little effort into impersonating one of the world's most famous filmmakers. (He even takes credit for making Judgment at Nuremberg - directed by Stanley Kramer.)
Maybe some of his victims were suspicious of his thrift-shop wardrobe, unusual "projects" like a "science-fiction drama-comedy-love affair caper movie set in the future" called All Night Prescriptions, an exaggerated "American" accent, or his none-too-subtle homosexuality. But the real Kubrick was so mysterious, and his films so open to interpretation, that people bought it. (After an encounter with Conway, one aspiring actor assures a friend that HAL in 2001: A Space Odyssey was gay - a hidden clue about Kubrick's sexuality, of course.)
When they finally found out they'd been had, most of his victims were too embarrassed to pursue the matter further. Only when "Kubrick" ran into New York Times theater critic Frank Rich, and complained about the way that paper had portrayed him as a "recluse," did things begin to fall apart.
Color Me Kubrick is a very entertaining look at Conway's con, thanks to a flurry of in-jokes and references to the real Kubrick's movies (especially the music) and another stellar performance by John Malkovich. Malkovich is American, but when he plays Conway trying to pass himself off as Kubrick, he really sounds like a British actor trying desperately to play an American. Pulling that off is much harder than it sounds.
This film is the latest subject of Mark Cuban's experiment in releasing films in theaters, on cable TV, and DVD almost simultaneously. Color Me Kubrick opens in some art-house cinemas this weekend, will be shown on the HDNet movie channel this Friday, and comes out on DVD on March 27. I recommend seeing it either way.
- Movie Review: Color Me Kubrick
- Published: March 22, 2007
- Type: Review
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Video: Art House, Video: Comedy
- Writer: Damian Penny
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