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TV Review: American Idol 6: Results Episode (March 14, 2007)

Written by Toni Dimayuga
Published March 15, 2007

Blessed be! It was only a half hour episode. Thank God they didn't try to stretch it out to an hour. Wednesday night was of course, the dreaded results show, when one unlucky guy or girl has to go home.

Ryan introduced the contestants, who launched into the horrid group song. This week it was a medley of Diana Ross songs. Considering that Ms. Ross mentored them earlier this week and that she was performing later on in the show, it wasn't exactly a shock. However, worse than the group song was the return of the absolutely irritating and stupid Ford ads that feature the contestants. Argh, spare me from this bullshit.

After the 10 minutes of filler, Ryan cut to the chase. LaKisha and Gina were safe, but Brandon was in the bottom 3. I was so not shocked, and neither was Brandon, who had a strange smile on his face as he walked to the stage. Jordin, Chris R., and Melinda were perfectly safe, but Phil wasn't. Hmm, I didn't see that one coming, though I wouldn't really have cared if he went home. Chris S., Stephanie, and Blake were of course safe. Finally, there was Sanjaya and Haley. Haley already looked defeated, but I must say that her transformation into Katharine McPhee is almost complete with that hair and heavy false eyelashes. All she needs are some big boobs. Of course, Ryan left the two dangling for another 10 minutes to allow Ms. Ross to perform.

And oh, dear God, what a horrible performance it was. I know she's a superstar and all, but she was screaming, "More Today Than Yesterday." It's as if she couldn't hear herself over the trumpets and had to scream into the mic. For one moment the camera cut to the judges, and Simon was just cooly sipping his water with an, "I don't give a shit about her," demeanor to him. Prince was way better last season.

Okay, back to results. A tiny glimmer of hope rose in me when Ryan asked Sanjaya to join Brandon and Phil, and that hope dared to swell a wee bit bigger when Ryan asked Phil to sit back down. But of course I knew the truth deep down, that Sanjaya ain't going nowhere this week. And I was right.

I have to admit it though - Brandon deserved to go home. He forgot the words. Let's hope that Stephanie and Haley pull their act together for next week. I don't care what it takes, people. Write the words on your hand for all I care. Hire a hypnotist. If you want to be in the music industry, then start acting like you belong there. No more lame excuses about nerves or being on a big stage. Be a professional!

Who went home:  Brandon

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TV Review: American Idol 6: Results Episode (March 14, 2007)
Published: March 15, 2007
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#1 — March 15, 2007 @ 12:11PM — T. Rigney [URL]

American Idol has turned into one big pity party for Sanjaya. How this guy has remained in the competition for so long is the stuff of legend. After basically being laughed off stage Tuesday, I was almost certain he was headed back to Seattle this week. Oh, well.

There's always next week. ;)

#2 — March 15, 2007 @ 12:34PM — alessandro nicolo [URL]

Arghhhhh! Sanjaya defies logic. I would love to see the demagraphic voting patterns. Brandon handed it to him. Clearly, he's a superiour talent but he didn't step up and under any circumstances I wouldn't have been surprised he left. But given that Sanjaya is the one to benefit annoys me. I agree; those intro songs are absolutely atrocious as are those abysmal commercials. You can't put a cool spin on that no matter how hard you try. I thought Diana Ross's dress was going to fall straight down. Now that would have been good fun.

#3 — March 15, 2007 @ 13:34PM — Kaonashi [URL]

T. Rigney and Alessandro- It seems that every year there's a contestant who defies all odds and stubbornly remains on the show even though they totally don't deserve to be there. Most of the time it's a teenager, i.e. John Stevens, Kevin Covais, Mikalah Gordon, and now Sanjaya. I wish parents would steal the phones away from their damn kids so they couldn't keep voting for him.

#4 — March 15, 2007 @ 13:57PM — Ty

1.) Has a theme been announced for next week? What is it?


2.) SANJAYA DOES NOT DEFY LOGIC. I think you don't understand positive vs. negative voting. Most people don't, as they refer to people getting "VOTED OFF," when NOBODY IS VOTED OFF. THE PERSON WITH THE FEWEST # OF VOTES GOES HOME, BUT THAT IS NOT BEING VOTED OFF. THERE IS A DISTINCTION.

Remember that on Idol you vote people to stay on, meaning that if you are a fan of x, you will vote for x. Fans of y vote for y, etc.

But if it were negative voting, fans of x and y would pool their votes to vote off z.

Sanjaya sticking around isn't proof that FOX is legit with votes, it just shows how positive voting work.

Later on, if Sanjaya is still around, they may fudge results. But now it provides plenty of controversy, and that is what gets ratings for AI in this stage.

If FOX wanted bad singers off quickly, they would change to negative voting. But the current way provides controversy, and controversy/hated/debate/etc = viewership.

#5 — March 15, 2007 @ 14:04PM — Kaonashi [URL]

Ty- Ryan didn't announce the theme. In fact, they ran out of time that Brandon didn't even get to sing his last song. Man, he really got shafted. I checked the main AI website and couldn't find any info on the theme either.

#6 — March 15, 2007 @ 16:59PM — alessandro Nicolo [URL]

I heard that Howard Stern is encouraging people to vote for Sanjaya and that there 's a website called 'vote for the worst singer' or something like that. That might explain it. Ty, try not to be presumptuous - I understand mathematics fine enough. It was a rhetorical, off the cuff comment.

#7 — March 15, 2007 @ 17:04PM — alessandro Nicolo [URL]

For the record, you do realize that the votes are tallied up by an independent accounting firm - AI can't influence this.

#8 — March 15, 2007 @ 20:27PM — Ty

alessandro: You understand math, got it.

What about game theory?

Do you understand the difference (as in the CONSEQUENCES) of positive vs. negative voting? Do you realize positive voting is the key factor someone who should "obviously" go home stays on because of the inability of fans of different singers to pool their votes to get rid of someone?

#9 — March 15, 2007 @ 21:26PM — alessandro Nicolo [URL]

How did we get here again? Oh yes, because of an innocuous remark. The answer to your question (and I will leave it here) is: yes. It's actually a strategy, in a different variation, employed in political conventions. I've seen it in action. Regardless, didn't mean to get into foul trouble about a show like AI. Sheesh.

#10 — March 16, 2007 @ 11:20AM — blah

I believe the next theme week is "British Invasion", but I may be wrong.

#11 — March 18, 2007 @ 10:15AM — Frank Beni [URL]

I found the whole Diana Ross appearance and "mentoring" to be an absolute sham. Here she is telling people how to perform and sing and then she lays an egg. Out of tune, out of time with the band and screaming - it was as Simon would say "not even good Karaoke". Of course he was smiling, standing and clapping when her performance was mercifully over. I wonder what he would have said if a contestant had sung so badly?

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