Fancy, Shmancy Many guys during the first two weeks before Valentine's Day make reservations for the fanciest, swankiest, priciest restaurant in town. There's lots of choices. Some couples will be having Italian, others French, and some may go for a nice lobster dinner. But how about hamburgers? If you live in the East Coast, and your sweetheart is up for a unique experience and is a very tolerant woman, why not take her to White Castle? A burger chain made famous in Beastie Boys songs and Asian stoner flicks, White Castle offers a special Valentine's Day menu. Click on the link and you'll see that I'm not kidding. Look, they take reservations! You may wonder who in their right mind would be brave enough to take their special someone to White Castle on Valentine's Day. Well, Lord Jezo would. Last year he took his girlfriend to White Castle, and took plenty of pictures to document this memorable occasion. Jezo, that's a good woman you have there. Don't ever let her go. Check out the flowers and candles on the tables! And the fancy menu! Come on, be brave. Make Valentine's night a White Castle night.

So there you have my ideas for Valentine's Day. Take them or leave them. If you've tried or plan to try any or all of these suggestions (especially the White Castle one), leave a comment and let me know how it works out!