Blogcritics Comments on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Comment by interfaccia on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Sat, 17 Feb 2007 02:03:09 EST

Lavoro grande con il luogo! Siete il padrone!

Comment by Jon Sobel on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Thu, 18 Jan 2007 11:42:21 EST

Nice job as usual! You have KFCs over there? Really sorry to hear it - I apologize on behalf of my country. Did I detect a reference to my "Mel Call" piece of a few months back? If so, I'm honored. If not, bugger me. (See, I'm getting down with thon lingo of yours.) P.S. Predator had Schwarzenegger, not Stallone.

Comment by Mat Brewster on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 18:30:22 EST

I think I got this new Duke language down. How's this Thon is the Duke fellating himself in front of christs church Thon is some nekkid teenage boy and thon is the Duke there with him. What they are doing, I'll never tell. Duane, you are more than correct in that the Duke is a master of dialog. Search out his review of King Kong disguised as a argument with a leper. Tis brilliant

Comment by duane on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 12:50:11 EST

Duke, one thing that strikes me in reading this review and the one for United 93, is that you know how to write dialogue, which, in pretending to start writing a novel, I found to be much more difficult than writing narration. How's the novel coming along? "Mean, who knows what shit Orson Welles or Pasolini or Lucio Fulci maybe gabbled when pished? .... This voices my opinion on the matter quite precisely. What should our position be? Boycott those who have been busted for opening their traps, do business with those who have the good sense to keep their mouths shut? Throughout my life, everyone that I have gotten to know pretty well has said something that would best not be repeated in public. That goes for me, too. Choices: (1) Selectively boycott providers of products who, based on some careless utterence, might hold positions that you find objectionable. Fine, but then you assume that the drummer in the jazz band for whose CD you just plopped down $16 does not practice satanic rituals in his basement with the neighborhood kids. Maybe he does, maybe he doesn't. (2) Selectively boycott providers of products who are known to hold positions that you find objectionable. Seems workable, though possibly misguided. Should I care whether or not the local expert garage mechanic thinks people of my profession are sponging off taxpayers? (3) Thoroughly research the backgrounds of providers of products, thus verifying for yourself that they hold no positions nor have performed any actions that you find objectionable. Rarely, if ever, workable. Imagine trying to ascertain whether or not the designer of the electrical system in your new Toyota has a history of domestic violence, drug violations, drunk driving, racism, etc. (4) Ignore providers of products entirely regarding matters not related to their work. Pay for the product based on its worth to you as a consumer of the product. This is workable, maybe a tad irresponsible. But this is my choice.

Comment by Duke De Mondo on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 11:51:35 EST

i just then wrote a grand reply to the pair of you, but didn't my browser cut me off. I'll try to recall it... Mat - Of the two cinemas dotted about (there were three, but, alas, the man who owned and ran [with his delightful wife] the third recently died), one of them, the one in question, allows for smoking in the hallway. This is odd, becuase of the two, this is by far the biggest, the most corporate, and therefore the one you'd assume would be most likely to ban any such tomfoolery. Now, unofficially, the aforementioned delightful wife who worked in the aforementioned closed cinema would also allow the like, but it was very hush-hush, and if'n the boss-man came a-wandering, it was to be stubbed the hell out. I recall puffing merrily throughout Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas. Phillip - thank you very much, i'm glad you liked it! It also occured to me that this number, perhaps more than usual, has a vast number of "thons" on display. "thon" is an ulster-scots word meaning, simply, "that". So the phrase "thon is an unlster scots word" could also refer to some OTHER word, and still make loads of sense. i.e; "thon's the bugger stole my duck, dammit!" or "thon's a right wicked thirst you've on you, Thomas" or "did you perchance see thon fella with the red jacket, for he's owing me forty-seven quid."

Comment by Phillip Winn on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:34:03 EST

Wow, Duke. This is simply amazing. Perhaps your best yet. I'm awestruck. Wow.

Comment by Mat Brewster on Movie Review: Apocalypto

Wed, 17 Jan 2007 09:38:49 EST

Whoa, Duke, you've totally blown my mind. You mean you guys still allow smoking in your theatres?!