I was wrong.

I had "turnovers and injuring Ted Ginn"

I had "lack of breath".

I sailed with Chris. He died of a condition known as gigantis hemoridest. When we reached the islands of tufucockauteabora the local tufococko natives helped Chris because their population was suffering the same ailment. Most of the tufococko tribes members had hemroids the size of coconuts. Thats when Chris and me started fishing. Old Chris would sort of waddle on the sand and then cast into the surf with his new Zebco fishing real and rod. That day of fishing ended when the local large apes on the island which ate only coconuts saw Cris. Well thats it in a nutshell folks. Now you know the rest of the story.

The most suitable topic for a book about Columbus.

my friend said the native hawien people killed him

No, that was Captain Cook.

Lol. Mind you, I'd reckon Captain Cook's crew weren't averse to a bit of disease-ridden hanky-panky.

As I recall, Cook's crew introduced smallpox into the Hawaiian population, which caused them a bit of bother.

The coincidence of Cook's arrival and the epidemic can't have been lost on them, which may go some way to explaining why they proceeded to turn him into sushi.

Still, at least he ensured they got a nice flag.

And as for how Columbus died, well, I theorize that he very unimaginatively followed the precedent set by billions of his forebears and suffered rapid cell death after his heart ceased circulating nutrients to his body tissues.

DD: "Still, at least he ensured they got a nice flag."

Will we never give up on this Doc?

Hope not :)