Disassociated Press -

New York - Things are not going so well for the UN these days. For an institution that was supposed to establish a rebalancing of the New World order and replace the Treaty of Westphalia, it sure is unbalanced.

The latest squabble at the UN may prove to be too much to overcome. "It seems the UN has two different perspectives on how to reinvent itself," UN analytical expert Todd Matunga explained. "One side is for turning the UN into an amusement park a-la Wildwood, NJ and the other is for simply merging with Disney's 'It's a Small World.' The UN has some tough choices ahead," Mr. Matunga concluded.

The last great international body where nations can come and cooperate and discuss world matters in the spirit of greedy interests is dying for a makeover. It can't operate in this manner any longer. They know it and Moon Zuppa knows it. So what are the odds of succeeding?

"Not good. The UN has been frighteningly unable to settle the dispute between two other factions that threaten its feeble existence. Notably and notoriously, rival splinter nations who want the concessions stands to have Sprite replace 7UP have been in all-out rebellion mode, and this has caused major tension at the UN. It doesn't look good," lamented Mr. Matunga.

In the meantime, this week Disney officials as well as people from La Ronde in Montreal will be presenting their cases.