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Ten Turkeys of 2006

Written by Stephen V Funk
Published December 21, 2006

Sad but true: along with the favorite CDs of 2006 there were also the disappointing, the uninspired, and the flat out bad ones...

[10] AFX: Chosen Lords
The enigmatic electronica/IDM genius Richard D. James is merely spinning his wheels here, churning out nondescript, monotonous "limited edition" singles with little of the manic glee or introspective moodiness heard in Aphex Twin's best work, such as Come To Daddy and drukqs.

[9] Diana Krall: From This Moment On
What should have been a no-brainer return to form after her tepid foray into singer/songwriter territory on The Girl In The Other Room, Diana Krall's new album of tried-and-true jazz standards backed by a big band never really gets off the ground. While her previous collaboration with the Clayton/Hamilton Jazz Orchestra, Christmas Songs, was a charmer, From This Moment On has too much polish and not enough sparkle and swing, and the tunes just kind of sit there. If you try to please everyone...

[8] Louis Andriessen: Writing To Vermeer
I can't imagine why Mr. Andriessen's new opera Writing to Vermeer is garnering so much praise — maybe "you had to be there." On CD, however, it's a grating, annoying, and self-consciously postmodern trial to endure... in fact, I finally had to just give up about halfway through the second disc. Life is too short, after all.

[7] Four Tet: Everything Ecstatic [Films & Part 2]
If you start releasing everything you've ever recorded, you'll eventually end up with a few shitty albums. That's what happened to Kieran Hebden with Everything Ecstatic Part 2, a pointless and unnecessary collection of throwaways and outtakes that will be listened to once by die-hard Four Tet fans and then never played again. And as for the mostly amateurish, grotesque, silly, and/or irritating "films" on the DVD, the less said the better...

[6] Amorphous Androgynous: Alice In Ultraland
Whatever they're calling themselves these days, Future Sound of London, a.k.a. Amorphous Androgynous, continue their regrettable and mind-boggling descent into laughable neo-psychedelia. Their previous misadventures into this territory, The Isness and The Otherness (get it?), at least benefited from Max Richter's luxurious production, but Alice In Ultraland expands upon the worst elements of those albums — jangling guitars, noisy sound effects, awful vocals — to create a really bad trip. I don't know what FSOL is smoking, but I sure hope they stop soon...

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Ten Turkeys of 2006
Published: December 21, 2006
Type: Opinion
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#1 — December 21, 2006 @ 19:20PM — Mark Saleski

dang, i think that intimate interplay in the Metheny/Mehldau recording is fantastic. it reminds me of those Jim Hall/Bill Evans albums.

ah well, i won't hold it against ya.

#2 — December 21, 2006 @ 21:01PM — Pico [URL]

I knew these records weren't going to be good so I didn't bother listening to them in the first place ;&)

...except for Mehldau/Metheny, but I addressed that elsewhere.

-P

#3 — December 22, 2006 @ 08:24AM — Ron Mercer

You're total ignorance regarding Glass's music is astonishing. Stick with you Diana Krall.

#4 — December 22, 2006 @ 11:59AM — Tom Johnson [URL]

I'll agree with you on House on Hill (and I've seen little disagreement that it's less than stellar,) but you've got to be shitting me with Metheny Mehldau. You've actually listened to this, right? Absolutely one of the year's best albums. You are among very few to say otherwise. I'm guessing maybe this one is slipping right past you - it's a very quiet affair, so give it some time. One of these days, you'll be surprised when you realize how wrong you were about this one.

Don't worry about Brad - House on Hill was recorded before Day is Done and sounds pretty indicative of a band that needed a change. It may be written up that Jorge Rossy left to pursue academic and family interests, but I'm guessing that there's more to it than that. The band just sounds uninspired and when a band sounds uninspired and struggling like they do here, it's a safe bet there may be some interpersonal issues going on. Listen to how vital the new trio sounds on Day is Done. He's going to do just fine with Jeff Ballard keeping time behind him.

#5 — December 23, 2006 @ 18:06PM — DJRadiohead [URL]

I had visions of Saleski splitting his wig when I edited this piece. I know he liked the Metheny/Mehldau record. I might have to listen to it so I can cast the deciding vote. =)

#6 — December 23, 2006 @ 18:28PM — Mark Saleski

it takes a lot more than that to get my wig to split.

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