American Pie Presents: The Naked Mile is the fifth movie in the American Pie series and the second direct-to-DVD entry, following last years successful American Pie Presents: Band Camp.  This time out we follow the adventures of Erik Stifler (John White), cousin of Steve Stifler, the “I’m-too-sexy-for-my-brain” character, whose eternal quest for sexual gratification Sean William Scott made famous in the original American Pie trilogy.  

Erik is not your typical Stifler: he’s a high school senior and still a virgin, something not looked upon favorably by his dad (played by Christopher McDonald, who’s made a career out of playing jerks) or his friends.

Erik’s girlfriend, Tracy (Jessy Schram), finally agrees to remedy his unfortunate predicament, but when they almost get caught by her dad, she takes it as a sign that they shouldn’t go through with it after all. Instead, Tracy, understanding her boyfriend’s needs, gives him a “free pass” to do whatever he wants with whomever he wants.  His friends tell Erik about the Naked Mile — an event where college students let off steam to relieve the pressures of final exams by tossing their clothes and running across campus.  He uses looking at the college as a possible school for him the next year as cover to his parents so that he can get to the Naked Mile. 

The movie begins to pick up steam when Erik goes to visit his cousin Adam (Steve Talley) — who is most definitely a Stifler — at college to join in the Naked Mile.  Hundreds of beautiful, naked college women running?  Count me in! 

Once Erik gets to campus, his cousin enlists his frat's help, who, like any good movie frat, is on probation and has to participate in all intramural activities to avoid being shut down.  This is the first of several hilarious scenes between Adam and Rock (Jordan Prentice of Howard the Duck fame), who is president of the rival frat, the only “little persons” frat in the country. Yes folks, as Adam delicately puts it, we’ve got a frat full of midgets!!!