You again?

huh?

I said:

You again?

nice job Dawn - certainly their capacity for damage is increased exponentially rather than arithmetically

Ohhhh.....I see....Whatever.

Thank you Very Much Dawn!!

Best. Comments. Ever?!

minimalistic for sure

??? Exactly El B - what was I thinking?

I use small words and short sentences as a metaphor for the IQ capacity of Sparis.

Uh, duh, huh?

Um, sure.

does this mean i shouldn't bother with my review of the paris hilton cd?

Yes.

you SHOULD bother

Why not just pose for Playboy? She'd make huge money doing it and gain all the attention she apparently needs, and more importantly they'd air brush her into something that looks like it is from this planet and not some grotesque mutant.

It's not like this nudity isn't intentional. She knows the paparazzi follows her everywhere. she's got to know that's only going to increase traveling around with the skank sisters. Look at some of those photos, the paparazi are on their knees with the camera. They surely aint aiming for her pearly whites.

Both Paris and Lohan are now more famous for parading their vaginas around than anything else. And oh yeah, she's wearing a freaking short skirt with no panties. So either she's the dumber than a box of hammers (which I'm not ruling out just yet) or she's intentionally getting attention with her nether region.

All I'm saying is if she's going to show it off, at least have the sense to get some soft lighting and silk sheets to distract us.

I couldn't agree more Mat, these are perhaps some of the least flattering shots of poo-nay-nay that I have seen since I had to help my 90 year old granny go on the potty.

A five o-clock shadow might look good on Brad Pitt, but on Britney's lady bits, well it's kind of revolting.

I have thus far been able to avoid the Brit Va-jay-jay and I am grateful beyond my ability to express because the last va-jay-jay story has damaged my retinas for three halves of eternity.

On an unrelated note, stop accenting walls and rejoin me when BCRadio comes back to life. We are going back on the air soon. Having electricity was actually more important to the BCRadio process than someone might think. It's great to have you back and present.

Thanks Josh, sorry I bailed on you for domestic duties and a lack of a computer!! But rest assured, I have a lot of pent of celebrity angst - this is the tip of the iceberg.

Pssh, Dawn, don't be silly, I'm not a celebrity.

Give the girl a break! I have been been a huge fan, but I cannot deny the girl can perform and keep people interested, isn't that was an entertainer is supposed to do? She hasn't had any new material in years, yet receives more media attention then those promoting new material (Christina Aguilera/Justin Timberlake). There is something about this girl that keeps the world fascinated. I have no doubt in my mind she will have a huge career comeback. I was so unaware of the success she has achieved and the records she has broken but after doing a little research I discovered this girl can sell!

I was thinking today that if every mistake I made from the time I was seventeen to twenty five was headline news I would make Britney look like a saint! Divorce is hard, growing up is hard, and everything is magnified when you have the entire world involved.

As a mother of three, I cannot imagine how hurtful it must be to have people saying you shouldn't have kids. People have no idea her ability of a mother! How sickening the joy people get by tearing someone down. She's been partying...who cares? Her children should be in bed when she is out. This girl is still young, let her live her life. Britney is a good mom who obviously loves her children very very much!

As for the underwear thing, that is ridiculous! Paparazzi take there camera and try to take pictures under her skirt. How embarrassing, Im sure it was an innocent mistake. Yes a mistake, people make them everyday, I know I do.


This whole Britney media frenzy has made me realize how judgmental and critical people can be. Nasty, evil, hurtful and hateful venom spewing out over a complete stranger.

I love you Britney!

Love,
Britney Spears' Brand New Fan!

Yes well, we can be fans of Britney and wish her well and all, but that doesn't excuse her really poor judgment and serious lack of decorum.

Partying is one thing, acting like a senseless whore is another. I like to party as hard as the next gal, but I also enjoy the feel of undergarments as they shield my special areas from the elements.

Maybe forgetting to wear panties under a very short skirt was an innocent mistake the first time. But after four nights in a row, well as I said before you're either dumber than a box of hammers or it's an intentional move.

funny to see ads in this pages have nothin to do with these critics. whatd amazon.com say?.

Yes, it's funny alright.

I remember when I first discovered the internets too. What, with all it's blinking lights and beguiling colors - it's so mesmerizing.

Sometimes I like to sit up at night and just stare at the pretty colors. Thems better than the TV most times.

Dawn,

I've been showing this aricle all over the place to display to all and sundry the symptoms of the collapse and suicide of western culture. Twice I've used it in comments on other articles at BC.

But it's the unfairness of it all that bothers me. When I was young enough to be really impressed by a pretty face and a bared vagina, (forty years ago) these occurrences didn't happen, or if they did, the paparazzi weren't using them to sell papers. Then, I could have looked "up" to these "women" and truly appreciated their doings with the masturbatory joy of a 15 year who couldn't keep it down in his pants...

Now that I'm happily married, and just old enough to "sit with the elders in the gate" (Proverbs 31:23), it just doesn't have the same appeal. I understand the "joke" now (as I'm sure you do as well, what with four kids), and while a pretty face and a bared vagina is still something to get one's attention, I'd want a lot more in a woman.

Hopefully, an intelligent woman would want more than just a stiff rod to play with, no matter how much of a joystick it was...

Yes Ruvy, despite our perceived craven nature as a nation, we have grown weary of the predictable and uncreative ways that our so-called celebrities have chosen to attract attention to themselves. No one with half a brain and one ounce of self-esteem looks up to these half-wits - but they are the fodder for which we make ourselves feel better when we become overwhelmed with envy over their extravagant, but pointless lives.

Ultimately, they may have more money and power than us regular folks, but they clearly lack class. It's a nice distinction to make.

Sometimes I wish I lived in the UK where the celebrities and the press strive for a higher level of social faux pas, where hissing and turning their collective noses in the air delivers a truly vicious and scathing blow to the fallen and shamed.

Hi ! These two are very pretty and are as I, have fun myself very! After the saeparação of Britney, I find the q most correct and to leave very and to tan the life! I believe that vocês already they must be knowing that the two had been withheld by police for directing embriagadas.Elas are pretty and are fan of the two, I love this skill patricinha that they tem.Alioás, I love all insolent! I am going, one I hug to all!

"skankitude"

I like that.

Who gives a crap about Paris Motel and Britney Asparagus Spears. As always Ruvy is right on. Freck the See Alex crap. For me I dont care to see Alex. At my age a 4+hr boner is not enhancement. It's a handicap. Dam I love being an old drunk. Retired also.

She is so hot

I agree people make mistakes dont throw rocks if you live in a glass house people yea you know. Its ok Brit i got your back

My girlfriend Britney is an athlete at Hilton High School.

Britney tried out for girls wrestling and for girls boxing. Britney didn't care for girls wrestling, because her singlet pulled up in Britney's crotch and let everybody see Britney's panties. The audience would chant, "We've seen Paris, it's in France; we've seen Britney's underpants." She tried wrestling without underpants, but everyone started a rumor that Britney went commando or Britney is allergic to underpants. Her coach Rosie said Britney should put some panties on.

Britney preferred boxing because people couldn't see Britney's underpants. Britney soon realized she was a better boxer than wrestler. Others agreed.

Kevin, the bus driver, is like a lot of people. He knew about Britney's wrestling, but he'd never seen her box. So after driving Britney's team to the Class AA girls boxing finals last season, Kevin decided to see for himself what all the fuss was about. Kevin said "Now I understand what everybody's been talking about, Britney can't wrestle, but you ought to see her box."

Britney is a credit to her sex, but the future for girls' boxing is a little hard to predict. Boxing is badly funded for boys, let alone girls, and there is still a resistance to girls boxing. Whatever happens, I'm glad I got a chance to say, "Britney can't wrestle, but I got to see her box."

I sent this to cnn.

First off I bet you don't read my comment over the air because it is not in line with your right wing political views. I will post this email I sent you to other web sites for this reason, just to show people how one sided the cnn network is. Any ways how can Britney and her friends be degrading feminism by not wearing panties? It was my thought that feminism stood for equal treatment and thats why I thought I should support it, however if feminism has shifted it's focus from equal rights and instead decided to focus on Britney's wild behavior then I would say the cause of equal treatment is lost. I think the bigger question here is what harm did Britney do? Are we as a nation to say that it's fine to send troops over seas to defend a freedom that is not real in the first place? The truth of the whole situation is that you have made a mountain out of an ant hill and the only people that rely care about this situation in the first place is bitter angry people who feel the need to attack anything related to women who decide to share their sexuality openly yet these same individuals are fine with letting violence run ramped all over the T.V, I would say their priorities are out of line. In closing how can any one be offended by what Britney did unless they go out of their way to go look at it on the internet, and if you go and look and you are offended this is not Britney's fault, It's your's. It's exactly the same as if you asked some one to let you eat a food you knew you did not like and then you blamed them for that after you ate it.

hey

how are you

It it me or does it smell like fish around here. Can you imagine what that car smells like with britney, paris and lohan, I bet the drivers eyes are watering poor guy.

Tuna anyone...

Don't you all have better things to do? hahaha... i guess i don't either

ALL PUSSY DOES NOT SMELL LIKE TUNA.

Has it possibly crossed anyones mind, that maybe Britney Spears is headed down the road of self destruction. Maybe this is her way of asking for help. Maybe she realizes now that she was a child having children or maybe she is trying to relive some of her lost youth that she hasn't really had. I really think she needs a helping hand to show her what ir right and wrong and that her children need her, not some nanny or caregiver. Also would love to see the media/paparazzi leave her alone for awhile, but that isn't going to happen. Until she aligns herself with another group of friends, she is headed down the wrong road. I also see a possible fight in court relative to her kids if she doesn't straighten up her act. Get it together while you can. I am sure she has problems and feels alone, as it seems that only the people around her are the ones she pays. Hilton and Lohan don't count either