SATIRE

Satire: My Gentle Madness - A Trip Into The World of A Bookaholic

Written by CChen
Published November 20, 2006

I love books; I buy them by the truckload. I go up to New York City specifically to visit used bookstores. When I was eleven, I fell off a library stool, holding a stack of library books. People thought it was funny that I still had the books firmly cradled in my arms, while I lay on my back, stunned from the fall. I should’ve known right then.

Loving and procuring books has been a life-long obsession. And it’s only gotten worse now that I have disposable income. I go to book sales with the same crazed-eye look that brides get when they line up for those annual wedding gown blowouts. My boyfriend has set a book budget for me so that I will still have money for food at the end of the month. I react the same way to favorite authors that teenage girls react to Justin Timberlake (albeit, sans the high-pitched screaming). These are all signs that at the age of 23, I have become a full-blown bookaholic.

Like any other addiction, the user pays an heavy price – I can’t seem to go through most weeks without purchasing a book or at least paying a visit to a bookstore. I am constantly wracked by nightmares about friends who are creasers, children with sticky fingers, and dust. I have seen the look of fear on my boyfriend’s face when he returns a book to me in less than mint condition. I’ve considered the possibility of breaking off with good friends just because they show a slight tendency to borrow books with no intention of reading or returning them. My family complains that I love my books more than them.

It’s not pretty, but it’s my life.

Are you a bookaholic? If so share what you’re reading, your odd habits, funny stories, or misadventures in the pursuit of the next good read.

CChen loves books. She aspires to fill an entire house with books one day. To that end she is always in pursuit of a good read. She will read anything provided it's well-written and well-crafted. She especially loves short stories and speculative/fabulist/science fiction.
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Satire: My Gentle Madness - A Trip Into The World of A Bookaholic
Published: November 20, 2006
Type: Satire
Section: Books
Filed Under: Books: The Reading Life, Culture: Humor and Satire
Writer: CChen
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