For some reason unknown to me, I get emails from Ted Baiamonte letting me know just how smart he thinks he is.

The latest one reveals that "All we have to do is get together with 15 or so of our biggest military allies, go to the "Dear Leader" [Kim Jong Il] and tell him to hand over the nukes or prepare to die because we won't have insanely churilish [sic] genocidal maniacs threatening the world with WMD or starving millions of people to death." There's only one major problem with this proposal, and it isn't the one Mr. Baiamonte goes on in his post to reveal. Baiamonte thus ignores the one man whom the world feels is a much bigger problem than Kim Jong Il, the one man who is demonstrably an "insanely churilish [sic] genocidal maniac threatening the world with WMD".

That man is none other than George W. Bush.

Our allies in Great Britain believe George W. Bush is more dangerous than Kim Jong-il, and they are quite right to believe so, especially after it's been revealed the administration which Bush heads published detailed accounts of Iraq's secret nuclear research on the Internet.

Experts called this information a Nuclear Primer: "The documents, roughly a dozen in number, contain charts, diagrams, equations and lengthy narratives about bomb building that nuclear experts who have viewed them say go beyond what is available elsewhere on the Internet and in other public forums ... [they] give detailed information on how to build nuclear firing circuits and triggering explosives, as well as the radioactive cores of atom bombs."

As BuzzFlash puts it, "It Just Appears That The Bush Administration Compromised the Nuclear Security of the World Out of Sheer Stupidity."

And American conservatives are concerned about Kim Jong Il's mental health? They should be listening to one of their own, Andrew Sullivan — once a rabid Bush Backer — who now suggests Bush may have 'Lost His Mind'.

There have been many allegations that Bush is actively seeking to have an excuse to actually light off a nuke and join Harry Truman Club. Pushing states, which have, or are rumored to have, nukes is a good way to raise this mitigation against voluntary prohibitions banning atomic warfare.

As the rest of the world watched, hoping for the best, while expecting the worst, from the Dear Leader of the Red States, U.S. naval forces conducted a large exercise in the Persian Gulf intended to frighten the Iranians into meekly submitting to the Will of the Dear Al Qaeda Leader Hunter.

But instead of cowering in trepidation, the Iranians conducted a little exercise of their own, successfully firing three new types of missiles "suitable for covering all the Strait of Hormuz, the Persian gulf and the sea of Oman" from mobile launching pads on the shore, and from warships.

Are you ready to endure the increase of fuel prices when 20% of the world's supply of crude is cut off by the Iranians due to Bush's impetuous incompetence?