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World Series Game 5: St. Louis Cardinals Are Poetic Champs

Written by Matthew T. Sussman
Published October 28, 2006

The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Detroit nine that day,
The score stood four to two, with but one inning more to play.

And then when Magglio Ordonez hit a ground ball out,
The Cardinals' fans all roared, the faithful had no doubt.

The Tigers' dugout stood, and started to chew gum,
It's purely superstition, one laughed upon by some.

They thought, "If Sean Casey could but get a whack at that,
We'd put up even money now, with Casey at the bat."

For Casey in the fourth had hit a two-run blast,
That gave Detroit the lead, although it did not last.

And later in the sixth, the mighty Casey stroked a double,
But Weaver settled down, and then pitched out of trouble.

With one out in the ninth, there rose a lusty yell,
It rumbled through the valley, it rattled in the dell.

It pounded through the arch and recoiled upon the flat,
For Casey, mighty Casey, was advancing to the bat.

With one sweet fluid swing, a double came his way
(Anticlimactic, sure, but there was still more ball to play)

Then Casey, mighty Casey, whose calf had hurt a ton,
strolled back to the dugout; Santiago would pinch run.

But after Placido Polanco finally drew ball four
Quoth the Cardinals' closer Adam Wainwright: "Nevermore."

He struck out Brandon Inge on a fastball quite elusive
St. Louis fans rejoiced, a reaction quite conclusive.

The 83-win Cardinals had won the World Series
And unless you can think of any conspiracy theories

They won it fair and square — I cannot argue that --
in five decisive games. You have to tip your hat

To Eckstein, Weaver, Suppan, and 22 more men
Who played the game as one, and proved that once again

No matter who's the favorite, the playoffs will decide
which team can hoist the championship trophy with pride

Oh somewhere in this favored land, the sun is shining bright
(Not in St. Louis, though, because of all that rain last night)

And somewhere men are laughing, and little children shout
But it coulda been much worse, had Sean Casey struck out.

Matt SussmanMatt Sussman is the sports editor of BC Magazine and also writes for Deadspin, SPORTSbyBROOKS, The Futon Report, and the Toledo Free Press. Catch him Mondays and Fridays at 8 p.m. ET with asst. sports editor Tuffy on Treehouse Fort, the official show of BC Sports.

E-mail sports-related inquiries (or inquiry-related sports, such as full-contact Twenty Questions) to matt.sussman@blogcritics.org.
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World Series Game 5: St. Louis Cardinals Are Poetic Champs
Published: October 28, 2006
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#1 — October 28, 2006 @ 13:46PM — Donnie Marler

Good stuff, Matt. You'll be back. Good and very young staff, great manager. The kids nerves got to them a bit on the big stage I believe, but I really like the Tigers future.

#2 — October 28, 2006 @ 19:59PM — Big Geez [URL]

Wow, Matt - it was deja vu all over again when I read your great poem, because I'm a lifelong Cardinal fan and it sent me back ten years to when they had a 3-1 lead in the playoffs against Atlanta...and lost 3 straight games, something they'd done twice in the World Series. I wrote a poem at that time and was thinking about it when I watched the final game last night.

Here's my humble effort relating to a less happy time:

The Cards were primed and poised
To finish out the story.
With just the chopped-up Braves
'Tween them and series glory.

All was well and working right,
The Cards were flying high.
They'd pounded on Cy Young's boys,
The Braves were set to die.

Ahead in game count 3 to 1?
"Safe bet", all jaws were flappin'.
"Sure, they've blown it twice before,
But 3 times couldn't happen".

But luck's a funny thing they say,
The worm begins to turn.
Ground balls become base hits,
And fans begin to burn.

Runs keep scoring, adding up,
It seems so very cruel.
And then we all begin to wish
We had a mercy rule.

There is no joy in Cardinal hearts,
The fans can only groan.
No chance to face the Yanks again,
Three times a sure thing blown.

#3 — October 29, 2006 @ 12:23PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

Everybody's a critic poet.

For reasons unknown to me "Casey at the bat" popped into my head, so when I looked it up and the actual poem said the score was 4-2, I knew I had to bastardize the poem for this game.

#4 — November 3, 2006 @ 14:28PM — John Guilfoil [URL]

Beautiful, Suss.

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