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Paris Hilton Shamelessly Flaunts Her Stash

Written by Dawn Olsen
Published October 09, 2006

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Farewell, and may you some day find the dignity and wherewithal to pull yourself up from the dank, sloppy sewer in which you have chosen to wallow.

It has to be gettin' ri-freaking-diculous defending this petulant re-offender of the senses, yet, somehow the man keeps plugging away. It's hard to say who has less sense of self-worth, Paris or Elliot.

This latest stunt comes on the heels of last week's barroom brawl featuring the young Ms. Hilton in a throwdown with Dancing With The Stars reject Shanna Moakler, the soon-to-be-former Mrs. Travis Barker, of Blink 182 fame.

According to separate reports filed by both women, an altercation occurred shortly after Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting1:00 a.m. last Wednesday inside the L.A. nightclub Hyde (where else?). Elliot Mintz gave Paris's side of the story: "She was approached by Moakler using the most vile of language and then struck Hilton in the jaw with her fist."

Paris claims this was an unprovoked attack, unless you count devouring Moakler's soon-to-be-ex husband Travis Barker mantis-style unprovoked.  It seems that Shanna isn't taking recent stories and photos of Paris and the obscenely tatted Travis Barker with aplomb.

Moakler, on the other hand, remembers a slightly different version of events and says she was "attacked by Hilton's ex-boyfriend Stavros Niarchos, Photobucket - Video and Image Hostingwho bent her wrists, poured a drink on her and Photobucket - Video and Image Hostingshoved her down some stairs" — this according to HER publicist, Susan Madore.

Either way, it was a win-win. How can you lose with Shanna having her head doused in liquor and Paris punched in the puss?

If you threw in a rampaging elephant and some clowns, you'd have yourself a three-ring circus.

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Dawn Olsen is a veteran blogger who proudly supports the guy who publishes this awesome site. She's also an avid reader of high quality tabloid fare, enjoys gardening and scatological skywriting.
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Paris Hilton Shamelessly Flaunts Her Stash
Published: October 09, 2006
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#1 — October 9, 2006 @ 16:51PM — LVCW

Weed in her purse? Does she think she's a blogger now?

#2 — October 9, 2006 @ 16:56PM — Eric Olsen

chortle! Paris is going for the weedy street cred - it's all a ploy.

#3 — October 9, 2006 @ 17:10PM — DJRadiohead [URL]

And here I thought we'd be talking about her va-jay-jay again.

I can't wait until Friday (hint hint!).

#4 — October 9, 2006 @ 18:10PM — manfred [URL]

hm well I dont see anything wrong with pot in a purse but I am from Holland I guess I have different views on this.

I dont get it though why it's such a fuss in the USA :)

-manfred

#5 — October 9, 2006 @ 18:16PM — Dawn

LVCW, yeah, I figured there would be some kind of snarky comment from you ;)

DJR - hells yeah!!

As for Paris' street cred - well let's just say I have more street cred in my badonkadonk than Paris could ever buy - she's whiter than sour cream.

#6 — October 9, 2006 @ 18:20PM — Chris Olsen

at least if the elephant in the picture, we would have less two pieces of trash and an even better story and a win win win situation.

#7 — October 9, 2006 @ 18:25PM — Dawn

Chris, are you making violent suggestions again? I like the way you think!!!

#8 — October 9, 2006 @ 18:32PM — Matthew T. Sussman [URL]

Reefercrotch, she's a stinky reefercrotch.

#9 — October 9, 2006 @ 21:21PM — LVCW

What can I say? I seen tha way dose people roll when they're off the Strip. Like they own da place.

#10 — October 9, 2006 @ 21:44PM — Mohjho

"you have made it clear that you are completely uninterested in conducting yourself in a way that is fitting of your station in life."

Hahaha.."your station in life"..that's a good one.
Everyone who is conduction themselves in a way that is fitting of your station in life, please raise your hand.

I'm not sure, but I think my life is stationless.

#11 — October 9, 2006 @ 22:38PM — Victor Lana [URL]

Dawn, these pictures are way better on the eyes than the previous ones when we got to see the shaved fire-crotches of the movie princess and the hotel heiress. No wonder this girl is always smiling.

#12 — October 9, 2006 @ 23:57PM — Deano [URL]

I don't know Dawn, having Paris as a client seems to be to be terrific challenge for a PR flack - the Everest of celebrities. It's easy to work with a Tom Hanks-type - all civility, common-sense and politeness - the Hilton's of the world though - that's the challenge! Handle that scandal well and you've made your rep - everybody else is easy!

#13 — October 10, 2006 @ 02:06AM — Joan Hunt [URL]

I wish I had one-tenth the money Hilton has. I'd skip the publicists and fawning wannabes, though. Too much drama.

#14 — October 10, 2006 @ 05:44AM — diana hartman [URL]

I am pleased to tell you this article is being featured in the Culture Focus today, October 10th.

Diana Hartman
Culture Editor

#15 — October 10, 2006 @ 06:30AM — Eric Olsen

Deano has a great point about the challenge: if Mintz can sweep those stables, he's a legend and a saint

#16 — October 10, 2006 @ 07:45AM — Dawn

He does have himself some skillz. I guess I am not cut out to be a PR rep, oh well, better stick to my station in life, whatever that is.

#17 — October 10, 2006 @ 08:23AM — Von Zipper

But how the mighty have fallen: Mintz used to be press rep for Dylan and in John Lennon's inner circle.

#18 — October 10, 2006 @ 09:34AM — Michael J. West [URL]

Mintz is still Yoko Ono's spokesman. And my God, he is quite possibly the greatest Yes Man who ever lived.

#19 — October 10, 2006 @ 09:37AM — Michael J. West [URL]

By the way, Dawn, I have to say that your letter from Mintz is freakin' hilarious.

#20 — October 10, 2006 @ 12:49PM — Eric Olsen

I think Elliot is following the money - there's a lot more action with Paris than aging legends. HI work with Paris is a way of life, not just the occasional artful statement

#21 — October 10, 2006 @ 14:00PM — brad schader [URL]

Elliot is going nowhere. He is the most famous publicist in the world. He found the ticket to needing his own publicist one day.

#22 — October 10, 2006 @ 17:10PM — tink [URL]

I'm still in shock of seeing the name Elliot Mintz and that of Mz Pee in the same sentence.

Oh...my eyes...my eyes...they're burning...

#23 — October 10, 2006 @ 17:34PM — Ruvy in Jerusalem

Dawn, it would have been much more fun if you could have gotten Paris Hilron in ht same picture with Dubya...

PARIS HILTON SHAMELESSLY FLAUNTS HER BUSH!

#24 — October 10, 2006 @ 23:38PM — Gordon Hauptfleisch

Mintz may be Yoko Ono's spokesman, and perhaps arm candy at social occasions from time to time, but really: How ya gonna keep him down at that forearm, after he's seen Paree's?

#25 — October 11, 2006 @ 10:12AM — Eric Olsen

imagine the book he'll be able to write

#26 — October 30, 2006 @ 05:53AM — saji

hai paris hilton iam waiting for u r massege u diidniut mind my massge plz mind me

#27 — December 3, 2006 @ 13:21PM — sara

For the record i am a pot smoker too and that does undoubtly look like pot but don't you think she could but some better shit with all the money?

#28 — May 31, 2007 @ 15:50PM — mike k

wow its only pot i do it everyday!

#29 — June 7, 2007 @ 21:41PM — Margaret Harmon

What does anyone see in Paris Hilton? She is skinny, has droppy eyes and the only thing she has going for her is money.

I am sick that they let her out after only 2 days. She and O.J. should spend a week or two together. I'm sure they would find plenty to talk about. Of course at least O.J. did work for a living at one time.

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