http://blogcritics.org/ A sinister cabal of superior bloggers on music, books, film, popular culture, politics, and technology - updated continuously. en Copyright 2005-2007 by the authors Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:13:23 EDT http://backend.userland.com/rss Blogcritics.org custom software http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/10/03/193515.php#comment-563659 Why would you defend some obscence, flemn shooting bitch. This is not the only time she has abused of people. Besides spitting at paparazzi, writing insults on her fans autographs, Avril enjoys many other activities as diverse as kicking a guy his the privates, to kicking a girl in her privates. She also adores flicking people off, and insulting her fans about "copying" her, and - the one she's best at - she loves to talk shit about other celebs she doesn't even know! Avril is so brain-dead about pop culture that she said Courtney Love was a "great mom." A good mother doesn't lose claim to hate themselves, doesn let some random black guy suck ob her tits, doesn't do heroin, doesn't hit her fans with a beer bottle, doesn't become addicted to drugs, doesn't flash her tits at everything with eyes and a dick, and a good mother especially doesn't not lost custody of their own child. I think Avril talks so casually about things she doesn't know to sound smart. Wait, that's not right becuase I remember her saying, "It's not about me personally attacking people, it's getting them scared. I'm just freakin em' out so that I can seel the most records and stuff." That's the only way to sell more records. It's not about being punk, or writing good songs, its about being a braindead, two-faced, hypocritical, megalomaniacal rude bitch! This one time this guy asked her something about sex (I think he asked her if she was a virgin or if she wanted to have sex with him). She kicked him in the balls. Then she siad that she "doesn't usually handle things that way". Ok, so the guy offended her. I would have done it too. But come on, let's try to be less aggressive here. You know, she should've atleast cussed him out then slapped him (like any other woman would do). But get this, this isn't the first time she kicked someone on their 'privates'. A girl at a bar came up to Avril and said something about punks and poser, (something like, "You're not punk!") So then, as even Avril admits, she "kicked her in the box and shoved her." Yes, she kicked a woman, who will most likley not feel much pain there, anyway. And again she said that she doesn't usually physically hurt people. But what I don't understand is this. When Avril first came out, she said " I'm like the Sid Vicious for the new generation!" and she said "Do you see Britney wearing ties and singin punk? No! That's what I do!" and she said, "I'm a skater punk chick that writes guitar driven rock." and also said "I don't want to be no fake pop shit." OK, if she said all those things, I understand she would be mad and I would have gotten physical about someone who didn't know me, and comes up to me and tells me what I am and what I am not. But get this, later Avril said, "It bugs the hell out of me when people say I'm not punk. I never claimed to be!" What the fuck? This girl's schizo is worse than I thought! Or she's just a sell-out. And about the "fake pop shit" later, she described her music as "Rock, pop, alternative. Its' all over the place. It's music with an edge." OK, you don't want to be no 'fake pop shit' but your write pop music. Believe me, you don't need to tell us your music is bubble gum pop. We already know. She also said that at first her "managers' wanted her to sing other people's songs. She said that she wanted to write her own songs. Avril said that singing other people's songs meant nothing to her. How ever she has done covers for Greenday, Guns N' Roses, and Metallica...very badly. Basket Case by Greenday - She sounds bored and lazy. Fuel by Metallica- Her band played it great. She actually sang ok too. However she shows now emotions during the whole song. Even the part where she screams and says "Gimme Fuel Gimme Fire Gimme that which I desire." She head bangs a few times, but generally stays in on spot her hands holding the microphone, and her mouth is so close to the mic, she looks as though she's about to eat it. And you can barley even see her mouth becuase of that and her arms in the way. How do we know if she's even singing? Knockin' On Heaven's Door by Guns N Roses- I played the original song. The chords are F#, B, and Db (D flat). They're pretty hard to play (guitarists know what I mean, you have press down all the strings with one finger...you get right). But she changed it to G7, D, and C. That is alot easier, less hassle on your fingers, and more bearble (the songs is almost 6 min. long) BUt even then, Slash of course is soloing, and doesn't even play it as chords, strumming the guitar, he's playing single strings, one note at a time, but I'm just explaining that F#, B, Db, is the chord progression they're using. Avril's version easier on her fingers and easier on her voice. Not to mention her version of the song is Two and a half minutes long, the original being5 and a half minutes. Please, you facilitate the song, you remove the drums (she's only using acoustic guitar) and you don't even play the whole song. Not only is a hypocritical liar, she's a bad one! She said she thought gloss and glamour was fake, she said Britney is a slut, a whore, a showgirl, and a hoecake. She said "What the hell is Christina Aguilera tyring to do? Beat Britney at being the sluttiest of all time? I mean how many STD's does she have? Who goes around telling everyone about their pussy ring?" Yeah Christina Aguilera is such an easy whore that's why she's married. In fact Britney is so slutty, that she was in the Mickey Mouse club when she was a teen. That was sarcasm in case you hadn't noticed. She said all that about Britney being a whore, not liking gloss and gamour, and she also said that she wasn't going to wear anything that would show off "booty, belly or boobs". But she's been doing a lot of modeling, and she wears make-up. Not just like everyone else, but she wears alot of it. Look at her pictures where she has no make-up. Look I'm not on Britney's side or Avril's or Christina (though X-tina can hit more notes in her sleep than Avril can with new auido technology.) but on any given day, I would rather hear about X-tina's pussy ring, Britney's suicidal episodes, than hear about another one of Avril's so-called, "tOtAlY pUnX rAwK" songs. One time at an Anti-Avril site, someone who didn't like Avril, and also didn't like Good Charlotte wrote something bad about them and somehow (I don't remember exactly) They mentioned that they smoked. an Avril fan responded, "Smoking is bad for your teeth. Not to mention your health." another said, "you smoke come on now!u r slowly committing suicide." Ok let me translate that, cuase I've slowly learned how to speak Stupid from Avril fans. "You smoke? Come on now, you are slowly comitting suicide." Some of her other fans have also mentioned that they don't like to smoke or drink or act like a slut. You know Avril wrote a song, where she talks about her morals and the song says, "Don't think that your charm and the fact that your arm is now around my neck, Will get you in my pants I'll have to kick your ass and make you never forget, I'm gonna ask you to stop, thought I liked you a lot, but I'm really upset, Get out of my head get off of my bed yeah thats what I said, Did I not tell you that I'm not like that girl, the one who, throws it all away" But Avril smokes, and drinks, flips people off, and I even own a picture (as proof!) where she's flashing her tits. She wearing a bra though, and in another she's...I'll say, "groping" herself, or rather just "holding" her, um, bosoms. And in her new video "Girlfriend" she's a wearing a short short skirt with fishnets, and then booty shorts with fishnets, and she "bumping and grinding" with some guy in the bathroom. So I guess she will give it all away, even when married. So most or some, her fans don't like to do things, don't condone these actions. Yet Avril does all of them. Oh, but who am I to question the logic of an Avril fan?! Case fucking closed. 563659@blogcritics.org Tue, 20 Mar 2007 22:13:23 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/10/03/193515.php#comment-561569 i loveeee youuuuuuuuuu 561569@blogcritics.org Fri, 16 Mar 2007 13:42:55 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/10/03/193515.php#comment-560595 I don't see anything wrong with Avril lavigh. THat's all I've got to say!!! 560595@blogcritics.org Wed, 14 Mar 2007 21:10:12 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/10/03/193515.php#comment-559676 My god, This is the dumbest thing I have read in a long time. Avril has talent and has every right to stick up for herself, just because she is famous doesn't mean the papparazzi should stalk, harass and bother her on a daily basis. It's obvious anyone can write what they feel these days without anything factual to back it up. Your rant is just lame, and you personally are one big huge hypocrite, since it says "no personal attacks" on your disclaimer, yet you think you can sit here and attack whoever you want just because they are famous.. it just shows what a moron you are. And FYI Paris has to be "nice" to papparazzi, she has NO talent to speak off, if she wasn't nice to them she wouldn't have a "career" This website is useless and so is your writing. 559676@blogcritics.org Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:09:34 EDT http://blogcritics.org/archives/2006/10/03/193515.php#comment-559659 What a joke, I am reading the disclaimer "personal attacks are NOT allowed" So what gives you the right to write a whole article personally attacking Avril? Who made you god? The only thing that disgusts me is the papparazzi and idiots who have nothing better to do that write bullshit about people you don't even know. I don't blame Avril one bit for being human and having a bad day, I would get sick of idiots sticking their nose in my business everytime I went anywhere. I know many people who are friends with her and all I have ever heard is what a nice person she is, and how "she was raised right" so I think I will listen to people who know her over people who are that petty and rude that they spend their lives gossiping about people they don't even know. 559659@blogcritics.org Tue, 13 Mar 2007 14:53:37 EDT