DVD Review: Destruction Kings
Published September 22, 2006
Way over their head, the threesome teams up with a gang of monster hunting kids and set about to destroy the unholy trio. To make matters worse, Brandy carries an amulet Dracula can use to cover the world in darkness to make mankind his slaves for all eternity.
Destruction Kings is a low budget (hence the name of the company) horror comedy that breaks any boundaries of good taste. A fine example would be when an upstart pair of P.I.A. agents confronts Bonejack and Teen Ape in the hallway of the agency. Teen Ape reaches into the back of his pants, flings crap on their horrified faces, and says "That’s right, that’s my poop on your face."
True comedic genius working here, folks. Chris Seaver has been successfully producing films for fifteen years and he’s not even thirty years old yet. Destruction Kings is the icing on the cake for the fans that have stuck with him for this long.
So, what could be next? That’s right, the Harry Potter inspired Heather And Puggly Cock Block The Apocalypse, another foray into comedy nirvana.
The DVD for Destruction Kings comes with a commentary by Chris Seaver and Casey Bowker, who plays the part of Teen Ape. It’s actually quite informative and let’s us in on the machinations of the micro budget film world. In addition, we get a blooper reel and a faux documentary called Debbie Rochon and 25 Years of LBP. This is funny since the company has only been around for 15 years. There are also other trailers for LBP features that are a must have for any true fan.
So, in conclusion, it’s probably best said by the irrepressible Bonejack when he utters the immortal line "It’s all about the pudding." Damn straight, Mr. Bonejack. Damn straight.
- DVD Review: Destruction Kings
- Published: September 22, 2006
- Type: Review
- Section: Video
- Filed Under: Video: Adventure, Video: Comedy, Video: Cult, Video: Fantasy, Video: Horror, Video: Thriller
- Writer: Douglas A. Waltz
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