They must have holes elsewhere too.

They are so gross!

I see readers are stunned into silence by the ickyness of it all - not all news is pretty

i woulda never thought that i'd be repulsed by a woman going commando. dang.

that extreme shaving thing is most unappealing, like a recovering surgery patient or something

For being such young women, their vjj's are looking a bit haggard. I would hate to see those pups after a couple of vaginal deliveries - of children that is.

I am sorry I even had to bring all this to the attention of our lovely BC readers, but dammit - someone has to do the dirty work.

I'll bet someone could put together a PowerPoint presentation featuring those two Hay Nanny Nannies. It'd work along the lines of those WWII VD videos -- shock the kids into good behavior. "Now girls, this is what you'll look like if you give it up to everyone with a penis and a handful of peanuts!"

Imagine what horrors their nethers will hold in another twenty years. Yecch. Can you say "prolapsed"?

Sweet Matilda's hymen- oh, wait... I can see how that would be a poor turn of phrase in light of...

This is your vjj on drugs...

You had me at "Lindsay Lohan's vagina is all the rage these days," Dawn!

PS - Who came up with "vjj" ?

i really hope something like this doesn't happen with scarlett johansson....because, like, i'd hate to see the damage it would do to pwinn.

God made pubic hair and underwear for a reason

to protect pwinn?

I am sure that was His reason, Sir Saleski.

I'm not sure how I feel about the glamorized version of Scarlett - in some ways I prefer the frumpy version

Who came up with vjj? That's like asking who invented the internets - I mean who can really say who invented the internet?

Okay, I borrowed it, but I get credit for recognizing it's relevance right?

you're an assimilator, Dawn

Dawn's a Borg?... Resistance is futile?

That second Lindsay photo should have the caption, "Turn and cough" or something.

va-jay-jay was, I believe, most recently used on Grey's Anatomy by the Nazi. It was actually quite funny coming from her mouth.

What's not funny is this current bunch of young women running around flashing their goods like they have to prove they have, um, them. I don't get it. I think it's the "I wanna be an adult film star" craze, but who knows?

This is the best story on here all week.

An absolute fuc.ing classic.

I think you might be on to something Joan. There's always the doubt that they don't have
V-unit - and then what purpose would either of them have for existing?

Those two give vaginas a bad name.

Dawn, it's obvious these two nut-jobs have holes in their heads as well as their, uhm, wardrobe.

Okay, hang on a sec. What's up with calling the aforementioned va-jay-jays "saggy" or "haggard" or, ecch, "prolapsed"?
Lovely labia come in all shapes and sizes - innies and outies, if you will. It has nothing to do with activity level - you're just born that way.
Please, can we not give the girls of America one more thing to be horribly insecure about?

But the shaving? Is so unnatural and wrong. And uglifying.

HAHAHAHHAAHAHA..."vjj"...heheheehhe...oh my..

What's wrong with calling the aforementioned va-jay-jays vaginas, the same as my 11-year-old does?

Immediately followed by incessant tittering.

I totally understand all points made by the author, but she presumes acceptance of "standards" which are completely arbitrary. Too many hot summer days have I wished I could walk around naked. It makes sense. Maybe some sandals to protect my feet, clothes if I'm operating machinery or something, but really, and I mean completely and absolutely, being naked (or partly) is only bad because you say it is.

Kensaku said: "I totally understand all points made by the author, but she presumes acceptance of "standards" which are completely arbitrary. Too many hot summer days have I wished I could walk around naked. It makes sense. Maybe some sandals to protect my feet, clothes if I'm operating machinery or something, but really, and I mean completely and absolutely, being naked (or partly) is only bad because you say it is."

Move to Australia, where various states of undress are the norm, rather than the exception - Sydney even has beaches around the harbour where it's perfectly acceptable and legal to wear nothing but a birthday suit. At the main beaches, women can sunbathe and swim topless without being arrested. The downside of that is that boys aged 14-19 are constantly asking them the time.

Beware, however, when discussing the wearing of thongs. In Australia, a thong is a piece of essential footwear made from two bits of rubber, worn everywhere in summer, including the office on weekends, the pub and look fantastic when accessorised with a ute (pick-up truck), T-shirt and a pair of footy shorts.

Not to be confused with the G-string.

We are one people separated by the barrier of a common language.

And the true meaning and function of the thong.

Also, if you're rooting for a football team in Australia you are in big trouble.

You work it out

These pictures made me throw up in my mouth a little. Funny article, though.

Vjj? Is that plural or would it be vjji? Classicly funny stuff, Dawn.

Please..let's get the anatomical nomenclature right! I female cannot expose her vagina because it's internal like the cervix and uterus. What we're seeing from Lindsay and Paris are shaved mons pubis and labia majora. Sadly, what we are not seeing is any hint of adult behavior.

If all writing about celebs was this entertaining, I might read some once in a while. It sure beats the pants off newspaper gossip pages. Wait - "pants off" is the whole problem, isn't it...

their gross.wats up with their crotch lookin likes its gunna fall off ew!!

hey,
their just living life the way they want too

Dawn has discovered and presented the antidote for horny.

Perhaps I'm just too damned old, but neither of these ladies ever struck me as appealing.

wow. why don't you date girls paris!!

i wanna lick 'em dry hoe's. :D

How can she be a fire-crotch when there is no fire?

dont mind seein ether 1 NAKED its hot

sure... looking at it is just absolutely gross... beat off gross... please...

sure... looking at it is just absolutely gross... whack off gross...yeah right.....

It's not Lindsay's privates which trouble me so much in those pictures, but the view of her creepy emaciated arms. Take a close look at her left shoulder in the picture where she's coming out of the boat. Looks like she has some sort of flesh-eating bacteria at work.

Dave

At the risk of getting stoned...

It looks like they've been getting their "no-no places" hit a BIT too much...

i want to see that girl naked dawg

lindsay no andes sin ropa interior please..............................

i think the photo of lindsy gettin out of her car is edited....it's so not real!!! it looks cut off and transformed into smthng awful

What is this, the Young Republicans for Jesus? I've never seen so many Victorian prudes clucking disapproval of partial nudity. Cluck-cluck-cluck. "Did you EVER?" "No! I NEVER!" Cluck-cluck-cluck.

To the self-righteous lady who advised moving to a nude beach in Australia: YOU are the one who needs to move--to the far north. Join the Eskimos. You will see very little nudity there. You and your 19th-century Victorian standards will be safe. :)

Z

Man I love those two juicy cunts. They taste so wet and sweet in my mouth. I want those pussies all night.